orangeapples said:
Yes, creation can work with evolution. However, there are a few serious problems with this apologetic line.
First off, "day". It could mean something different to god than to us in that context. That doesn't mean it does, or should. As QualiaSoup has pointed out in his videos, once you change the meaning of this word, you're speaking across the actual written meaning. Why not claim that Light and Darkness (and, for that matter, Water) mean something totally different to god than to us? It's stupid semantics, especially when Jesus himself asks you to take the word as written.
Secondly, the 7 days of creation are completely fucked up. Never mind that day 7 makes no sense in the context of omnipotence...
God's day 1: created light and separated darkness <- Did not actually happen
God's day 2: created the sky to separate water from water <- Seems to indicate that everything was made of water...
God's day 3: gathered the lower water and separated it and the land formed. Plants grew. <- No sunlight? Nice to know that they could grow... Furthermore, as far as I know, the oceans of the earth were formed AFTER the continents; the oceans forming first makes no sense at all
God's day 4: God created the sun and moon to govern daytime and nighttime <- Completely backwards; we know that the sun predates the earth by a longshot, and that the moon predates any life on earth by a very long time.
Also, let's not forget that apparently, not only is god's day several billion years long, it also changes in length. Maybe on a logarithmic scale? If you want to claim that the time from the formation of the oceans to the formation of plant life took as long as the time up to it, or even half as long, then you are sorely mistaken.
Thirdly, why even bother? The bible as a work is self-falsifying, riddled with contradictions, and completely ignores any reality. What you're doing is akin to trying to explain why we've never heard of Middle Earth and why we don't still have Orcs. It's a pointless waste of time with ridiculous assumptions up the ass. I'm sorry to say, but if you're going to go so far as to try to shoehorn your ridiculous beliefs into what we know about reality, then you should probably start opening your eyes to why most people
don't.