When did you last laugh out loud during a game? (at a point when you're meant to)

[General Ken8]

a lot of lines from moira in Fallout 3 were funny
"Here are some stimpaks as a way of saying "I'm sorry i played with your DNA like a kitten with a ball of yarn""
and when you say goodbye to her she says something like "Try Not To Die!"

 

[Poigrs]

I was playing online wingman on gears of war 2 and i was playing as baird ,i got tagged by a frag grenade and just before it blew up baird said "Figures" it cracked me up.

 

[randommaster]

Portal has many of these moments, but Psyconauts had a bunch of them as well.

"Save us, Goggelor!"

the milkman conspiracy level is the funniest thing this side of comedy town.

but the Lungfishopalis is superb, boss fight with Kochamara?, oh yeah.
"overly long comboooo!!!"

"hello fellow road worker, our backs are killing us"

I am a sad widow gieving for my dead husband. I am so sad.

"I'm sorry that I tried to steal your brains and take over the world."

"You better not be trying to steal my husband...tramp."

"Although over time, my husband will desire me less, sexually, he will always enjoy my pies."

"For the last several years, I have relied on prescription medication to make it through the days."

"When my husband drinks excessively, I use this rolling pin to beat him, but we are still very much in love."

Damn you! It's been too long since I played that game, and I can't remember anymore lines!

It like GLaDOS when you just wait there when the first memory core falls out.

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

Mass Effect.
Ashley helps Commander Shepard to get up, they are getting closer, closer closer...

"Commander, you want me to patch through the message?" (not the exact words, but you get the picture).


Damn you, Seth Green. I got extremely angry, but then I lol'd for 10 minutes.

 

[Insanum]

"duck tape? I'll Give him duck tape! %^&£ing B&*%~&%. ok, Floating chocolate, floating chocolate floating chocolate, Neyaaah"

Or something like that.

"I thought this was supposed to be a straight port? Hey Designers, No more suprises please."

God i love Conkers Bad Fur Day.

 

[neuromasser]

Pretty much everything from Sam & Max. Also when I played Makai Kingdom, I thought it was some kind of fan translation or something.
Main character - Lord Zetta is, in his own words, "The most badass freakin' Overlord in the cosmos"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Many of Zoey's lines in L4d that don't come up often.

"Oh no, not short term parking!"
"Oh no! the Zombies killed God!"
"All these cubes make you homesick Louis?"

"Hey, Bill, look, it's your favorite! Stairs!"

And on the elevator in No Mercy, between Bill and Francis:
"Listen. I know we haven't had any symptoms yet, but if I start to... turn... go ahead and shoot me."
"What if your BEARD starts to turn, Bill? Can we shoot it then?"
"What was that, Francis? I couldn't hear you on account of your head being so far up your ass!"

I swear the L4D non-sequitirs just crack me up sometimes.

 

[Haro]

almost anything from either Team Fortress 2 or Portal.

 

[okama]

only just got around to playing Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (been putting it off for ages), but pretty much whatever Linebeck says, such as: "Wait, what? What do you mean, there's NO TREASURE?! *slumps*"
and in Wind Waker, when you talk to the battleship guy, his entire repertoire is gold.


hmm... also in Phoenix Wright: Justice for All, after Franziska says something or other, Phoenix thinks to himself: 'well, excuuuuuse me, Princess!'

that made me laugh, but it also brought back horrible, horrible memories.

 

[K.I.N.G]

I don't think I ever have.

 

[Fingerprint]

Well you can always laugh when your playing Worms.

 

[tomtom94]

Phoenix Wright or Sam and Max.
Neither of which I have played in ages. But still, comedy gold. Mostly.

 

[Cousin_IT]

I found the humour in Bards Tale quite funny. Thats the only one I can think of

 

[quack35]

In Windfall, a quest mod for Oblivion.

"Be careful, the castle is full of guards."
"What guards?"
"You know, the guards that want to kill you."
"Oh. Those guards."

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

In Sam and Max, you pay Bosco(local store clerk) a trillion dollars for a biological weapon...and he blows his nose and gives you the tissue.

 

[TheWojo]

I can't belive that no one mentioned "Battlefield: Bad Company"


Haggard[when Preston dies]: "Anybody got a band-aid? Preston's bleeding real bad."

**

Haggard: Oh look. New guy's dead.
Sweetwater: Already? I was just about to learn his name.
Haggard: I think it was probably Joe. Usually is.

**

Haggard: My middle name's "Not Safe"...well, actually it's Gordon..but errr...

**

Haggard: Is...is that a silencer? That's kinda girly.

**

Miss July: [Over radio] You're facing court marshal Sergeant, I don't think you'll be going anywhere for at least 2 to 4 months, out!
Sarge: Damnit!
Haggard: Oh this is bad. This is bad.
Sweetwater: Yeah, this is real bad, Haggard. Real Bad!
Haggard: Can't be as bad as Kris Kristofferson's third album.
Sweetwater: It's worse!
Haggard: This is BAD!

**

Sweetwater: Sarge, Haggard's running away again!
Redford: Hold on, something ain't right.
Sweetwater: I know, look at him, he runs like a girl.
Redford: No, not that. I'm talking about something else.

...and all Truckosaurus Rex dialogues.

 

[9NineBreaker9]

When I beat Castle Crashers.

^ This. That was entirely messed up.

And in playing Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door again, I was laughing hysterically when characters kept on talking to the screen/you, and Mario and crew were completely lost as to who the person was talking to... or the crows talking about alternate energy sources. I've no idea why, but when video game crows talk about their concerns of energy use or Steve getting fiber optic Internet connections and "downloading apps at, like, 100 gigs a second" makes me laugh

 

[Strategia]

"Aaaah! Wuaaaah! Cry some more!"

 

[nathan-dts]

The hidden Noby Noby Boy song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKW0gLHneuI