Oohh, there are so many nominees:
When I all of a sudden realize I'm standing in my drive-way and seven hours has magically passed
When the girl I'm going to bed with is the same as the one I seem to remember being fugly when I first saw her
When I'm signing up as a Jehovas witness (true story)
The point where I don't fall and hit the ground, the ground comes up and smack me in the face
When I buy fifteen pineapples and try to sleep on them (once again, true story)
When I'm playing hockey without pucks, sticks or skates
When I run around trying to be every superhero and villain in the history of superheroes... at the same time...
also, when I have to sit to take a piss...
Woah, I really should give up drinking, shouldn't I...