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Jedoro

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Independent Security Contractor

Yeah, fancy term for mercenary, but I think it would be fun.
 

Rudix

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A motherfuckin' astronaut. I'll be pulling jokes like Chris Rock up on that yellow rock like it was the best christmas Mars had ever seen. Jokes involving racially loaded themes that would make Elton John look straight. I'd be the king of the world, or Mars atleast. And I would find peace.
 

Cinnonym

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I wanted to be a pop star when I was little, but I could carry a brachiosaurus further than I could a b-flat.

In middle school through 'til the end of my first year in college, I wanted to be a writer. I still exercise my writing ability with short stories and scripts, and I still actively study literary theory via articles, workshops, and TVTropes. I'm not really banking on becoming successful through it, however.

Right now what I AM DOING is double majoring in business and environmental law/ethics, to graduate with a Masters degree and start a permitting/consulting business for companies looking to "go green". Eventually I'll retire and use that Masters to teach at college level.

What I WANT TO DO is open a Steampunk-themed cafe and bar in London.
 

Amondren

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I like writing but i'm also interested in writing game script and stuff like dialog and story so i have no clue what i'm gonna do
 

FrederickPlus

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Always wanted to be a Baker... I'm doing my apprenticeship now in bread but really want to move into patisserie eventually.
 

ExplosionProofTaco

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When I was 5, I wanted to be a Fire Truck, But my mother crushed my dreams by saying that I could not be a firetruck, So I aimed to be a Programmer/IT Guy, but recently I have been becoming more interest in becoming a psychologist.
 

Vrex360

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I want to be a Zealot, leading the Covenant fleets to the destruction of humanity.

Though I'd settle for an actor/director/writer.
 

Mozared

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I've got too many different interests to limit it to one 'job'. I want to learn to survive. I want to fix education or at least provide a good alternative for those who dislike the current one. I want to find an answer to people's problems by looking at what their emotions are telling them to do.

Combine those three and I'd be a survivalist teacher-psychologist, I guess.