When is it too late to have breakfast?

[ArcWinter]

Breakfast: 4:00 AM-1:00 PM
Brunch: 10:00 AM-3:00 PM
Lunch: 11:00 AM-4:00 PM
Second Lunch: 1:00 PM-5:00 PM
Dinner: 4:30 PM-9:00 PM
Supper: 7:00 PM-11:00 PM
Midnight Snack: 11:00 PM-2:00 AM
After-Midnight/Before-Breakfast Snack: 1:00 AM-9:00 AM

And that is how you should eat.

 

[PartyMonkey]

If you just consistently eat all the day...I mean just snack on toast or anything that has buttery goodness then that counts as breakfast so any time really!

 

[cartzo]

i am an englishmen and as such breakfast is served 7 till 9, NOT A MINUTE LATER!! OR YOU WILL BE CAST OUT!

 

[DistinctlyBenign]

I consider a meal to be based not on 'time of day' but more on 'how long have I been awake'.

So if you have been awake for 5+ hours, its lunch. If you just got up, its breakfast. In my mind, anyways.

 

[Manicotti]

Breakfast is a state of mind. Therefore, the time at which you have it is basically irrelevant.

(I have an overnight shift. This means I come home at about 8am, sleep until 5pm or so, and eat "breakfast" then, even when everyone else calls it dinner)

 

[youknowwho]

considering I wake up later then you, so my mom is already at work,my dad whom is also asleep... I normally dont have breakfast or lunch,,, I just grab a bag of chips...

so, never to late

 

[Danpascooch]

As long as time has not ended yet, enjoy your breakfast.

to see if time has ended yet, check http://isitfriday.biz/

if it says yes, it is a Friday, and time is still going, if it's no, its not Friday and time is still going, if you longer exist and thus cannot consult the site, it is the end of time, and it is too late to have a breakfast

 

[Sronpop]

It is never too late to have breakfast, I frequently eat cereal after 10pm. I made Bacon(Bacon gets a capital because its freakin Bacon) at 3am before. And yes that was after being awake all day. That was a good day, I got up around 4, made bacon, gamed for HOURS, then made Bacon again, then went asleep. I love it when my parents go on holidays. I think I was drunk too, that was a real good day.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

First thing you eat after waking up IS breakfast and may it be Pizza at 6 pm simple thing

 

[Nalgas D. Lemur]

And insomniac or not, it's freaky. You have an excuse, sure, but still freaky.

Freaky? Unusual, sure, but freaky? Seems a bit hyperbolic to me. Of course, I may be a little biased, as I have NO regular sleep cycle/circadian rhythm (see: non-24-hour sleep-wake disorder). Makes it a royal pain to try to go to school or keep a regular job, but on the plus side, I get to eat breakfast at a different time every day.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

When your digestive systems has failed. Unless this has happened, it's never too late...

The National Zombie Committee disagrees.

Well if you're a zombie then the National Heart Foundation would disagree with your diet.

You know what they say about brains; once on the lips, twice on the hips.

And that's where failed digestive systems come in! If you can't digest it, you can't get fat from it.

Don't go mistaking us for those "Infected" phonies.

I never could tell the difference between the two. The slurred speech and overall slumped posture always gets me but now I know.

I know that Zombies eat to start a chain of food outlets:

and the infected eat to get into the reality television:
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[historybuff]

Never too late for pancakes!

 

[HotFezz8]

i've had breakfast at 0015 a couple of times... is that early? or late?

 

[Reliq]

Its to late for breakfast after you have fallen asleep. But in all honesty i always count the first meal after waking up as breakfast, no matter the time. So Basically a narcoleptic person with an eating dissorder would have breakfast about 25 times a day.

Yes, yes that sounds about right...

 

[atomicmrpelly]

Well I think once it gets to that point you really have to accept that it's lunch not breakfast. That doesn't stop you having cereal, or toast, or croissants or even a fry up for lunch though!

 

[crystalsnow]

Having breakfast FOR breakfast is probably too late around 1pm. However, you CAN have breakfast for brunch, second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, dinner, desert, and midnight snack-time.

Good times.

 

[TopaZzz]

After 4pm, because after that it becomes "brinner" (breakfast-dinner)

 

[Chris^^]

the ten minutes before breakfast time the next day