When it's ok for a man to cry.

[TheMatt]

Never

Whenever you feel like it. Men and women are supposed to be equal, and women cry all the time so.... 0.o

...so women need to stop crying

I agree with this. I love my wife a great deal, but if there is one thing she does that absolutely infuriates me, it's when she comes home and tells me she broke down and cried at work when someone confronted her/gave her a hard time about something.

Outside of my immediate family, i would say that there are 2 people on this earth that have seen me cry in my life. It drives me mad that she is not embarassed when she cries.

When we're having an argument, and the momentum shifts in my favour, she'll break down and cry and tell me "I can't believe i married someone so mean!"

No, i was just trained very well by my mother how to push your buttons to insure i win a fight

I hereby declare you awesome. let's be friends.

 

[Iampringles]

At the end of The Shawshank Redemption.

 

[Red Albatross]

It's okay for a man to cry once, and exactly once: when his father dies.

P.S.: this is partially sarcasm. Nothing inherently wrong with crying.

 

[Spitfire175]

When you get punched in the crotch by a psycho dad. : )

ANY time you're hit/kicked in the nuts. It is provenly the worst pain a man can feel.

 

[KaiRai]

When you've fallen in love with your best friend of the opposite gender and she's going to uni while you're going to the army, and after almost 5 years off on/off JD and Elliot style love affairs, you're both leaving each other for at least 6 years.

I'm still yet to cry from this though, although when she leaves on Friday, this may be a different matter.

EDIT:

It's okay for a man to cry once, and exactly once: when his father dies.

I will only cry from happiness. If not, I'm just throwing a party.

 

[Froobyx]

When their wife leaves them on Christmas Day...

Poor daddy

 

[Infernai]

When he discovers that the cake is a lie.

 

[jestertheork]

the only... ONLY! time a guy should cry, is when their in the public wasroom, and press the button on a hand dryer only to realize it DOES NOT DISPENSE BACON! (hoping you'll get the joke)

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

When you're out of peanut butter.

I second this

 

[El Poncho]

When your sports team wins something big in sports. That is the ONLY time... although I cry when I hear about bad things that happen to puppies and kittens :'(

 

[jboking]

A man can cry whenever, but the only time a cry can be manly is when it is the one tear "I'm so proud." crying. Even if you got hit in the crotch the tears are not manly.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

A real man is not afraid of crying. Sadly, I almost never cry, even though there are situations that I really want to. I tear up quite often at films and stuff, but tears rarely come, not even in intense emotional situations. I want to be able to cry dammit!

This. I know I'm not contributing a lot, but by Odin, this.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Men dont cry...Kinda like girls dont fart!

 

[Xvito]

When someone feels like crying; they should cry.

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

Chuck Norris's Tears can cure cancer.... But the man never cries.

Sorry I thought this was appropriate

 

[silasbufu]

Never

Whenever you feel like it. Men and women are supposed to be equal, and women cry all the time so.... 0.o

...so women need to stop crying

^ win

 

[Tekyro]

Whenever he feels the need. That is all.

EDIT:

Chuck Norris's Tears can cure cancer.... But the man never cries.

Sorry I thought this was appropriate

Not really. The Chuck Norris stuff just isn't really funny anymore

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Whenever he feels like it.

I don't buy into that macho asshole bullshit. I personally prefer to laugh (no matter what weird looks I get) but a guy should be able to cry whenever he wants.

I agree. I hate the "Stop crying pussy! Grow some balls" that my step brother says to my other step brother...He thinks he is so manly and X-Treme!!!!

 

[Macgyvercas]

When his dog dies. That is the only acceptable time.

 

[electric_warrior]

when your dog dies. other than that nothing should even moisten your eyes for you are a man, and crying is for homosexuals, little girls and actors playing either a homosexual or a little girl.