When Lemons Give You Life, Patent That Sh@%!

[Eggsnham]

What are your favorite twists on famous quotes, jokes or conversations? And if you don't have one or don't know any, make one up!

And for those who may be wondering, yes; I made up that lemon thing in the title.

 

[Julianking93]

When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.

God, I love that one.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

We'll deal with that skeleton when we cross the bridge with water under it through a bush with 2 birds...that got away from me.

 

[MorsePacific]

When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold.

It's a pretty true statement.

 

[ultracheeser]

didn't I just see this thread somewhere else?

 

[Burst6]

it's always darkest before it goes pitch black

thank you demotivators.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

didn't I just see this thread somewhere else?

There's one about "when life gives you lemons" specific.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Mad Scientist background in Arcanum:

"When life gives you lemons, you give lemons life."

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

COmedian Ron White:

"When life gives you lemons you should make lemonade, then find someone whose life has given vodka and have a party"

 

[MattZero]

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades... and google keyword searches

 

[Radelaide]

What are your favorite twists on famous quotes, jokes or conversations? And if you don't have one or don't know any, make one up!

And for those who may be wondering, yes; I made up that lemon thing in the title.

When life gives you lemons, <a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.101517-Favorite-When-life-gives-you-lemons-Quotes>you use the search bar.

Also, when life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up and eat your fucking lemons!

 

[Insanum]

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades... and google keyword searches

Thats brilliant.

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Like blowing Shit up? Join the army!

...Thats all i can think of...Im all creative'd out (you will all soon know why...*evil laughter*)

 

[ultracheeser]

didn't I just see this thread somewhere else?

There's one about "when life gives you lemons" specific.

ohhhhh
sorry. I misread the title

 

[crimson5pheonix]

What are your favorite twists on famous quotes, jokes or conversations? And if you don't have one or don't know any, make one up!

And for those who may be wondering, yes; I made up that lemon thing in the title.

When life gives you lemons, <a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.101517-Favorite-When-life-gives-you-lemons-Quotes>you use the search bar.

Also, when life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up and eat your fucking lemons!

When life gives you lemons, you could pay attention to the details.

What are your favorite twists on famous quotes, jokes or conversations? And if you don't have one or don't know any, make one up!

Reading is a great way to learn. And demolish.

 

[MattZero]

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades... and google keyword searches

Thats brilliant.

Thanks. MattZero original as far as I know.

 

[Karlaxx]

"When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD."

Thank you, Powerthirst.

 

[Bob_Bobbington]

When life gives you lemons...

Blood for the Blood God

 

[Eggsnham]

What are your favorite twists on famous quotes, jokes or conversations? And if you don't have one or don't know any, make one up!

And for those who may be wondering, yes; I made up that lemon thing in the title.

When life gives you lemons, <a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.101517-Favorite-When-life-gives-you-lemons-Quotes>you use the search bar.

Also, when life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up and eat your fucking lemons!

This isn't the same as the other thread, I wasn't asking for lemons jokes, I was asking for twists on popular quotes and jokes. Although, my thread title was influenced by that thread.

 

[Deleted]

Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
but bad for your teeth.
Brush your teeth.

There once was a girl named Fall.
who wore a newspaper gown to a ball.
The dress caught on fire
and burned her entire
front page, sporting section and all.

 

[ultrachicken]

When life gives you lemons...

Blood for the Blood God

Spoiler: you forgot the picture