Why thank you for that. I couldn't really be bothered to find one.ultrachicken said:Bob_Bobbington said:
When Lemons Give You Life, Patent That Sh@%!
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"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; they get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar."
"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; they get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar."
Oh right, so because I don't want the forums clogged by by multiple threads of the same content (You could put these in the other thread), I'm illiterate? The threads are exactly the same, minus the title. We don't need 2 threads about lemon jokes, 'kay?crimson5pheonix said:
could be worse, could be the nth MW2 class loadout a friendzone BAWW thread again.Radelaide said:
2 out of over 9000 is okay.
anyway;
there are three way to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way
isn't that the wrong way
usually, BUT FASTER!
When life give you lemons, dodge that shit, it may be lemon grenades.
When life give you lemons, rejoice, you're getting stuff for free, so STFU and quit whining you ungratefull bastard.
When life give you lemons, plant a tree, wait soem years for it to grow, then make a club out of the wood, and bash lifes skull in.
When life give you lemons, stab them violently, and see if some extra extreme PETA member stars crying.
Whene life give you lemons, sacrifice them to the lemon-god, then add give some apples for the apples-throne of PETA
When life give you lemons, give em to your mom, cause she's so fat, that she needs a diet.
Roses are red, Viols are blue
I lust for your mom, but not for you.
or for a more psycho-ish approach to the classic love poem:
Viols are blue, roses are red.
soon you'll be drugged, raped and dead.
Dont throw stones when you live in a glass house... unless you have snipers on the roof, then you don't need to worry.
United we stand, united we fall, cause the other team is loaded with AOE damage.
Don't judge a man before you have walked a mile in his shoes, robbing him to get said shoes is perfectly fine though.
The journey is more important than the end, unless you're going somewhere nice, or travels by public transport.
When life give you lemons, rejoice, you're getting stuff for free, so STFU and quit whining you ungratefull bastard.
When life give you lemons, plant a tree, wait soem years for it to grow, then make a club out of the wood, and bash lifes skull in.
When life give you lemons, stab them violently, and see if some extra extreme PETA member stars crying.
Whene life give you lemons, sacrifice them to the lemon-god, then add give some apples for the apples-throne of PETA
When life give you lemons, give em to your mom, cause she's so fat, that she needs a diet.
Roses are red, Viols are blue
I lust for your mom, but not for you.
or for a more psycho-ish approach to the classic love poem:
Viols are blue, roses are red.
soon you'll be drugged, raped and dead.
Dont throw stones when you live in a glass house... unless you have snipers on the roof, then you don't need to worry.
United we stand, united we fall, cause the other team is loaded with AOE damage.
Don't judge a man before you have walked a mile in his shoes, robbing him to get said shoes is perfectly fine though.
The journey is more important than the end, unless you're going somewhere nice, or travels by public transport.
"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards - Checkmate."
Zapp Brannigan
Zapp Brannigan
"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes... then do whatever the hell you like, he's a mile away and you have his shoes!"
Thank you Billy.
Thank you Billy.