When Lemons Give You Life, Patent That Sh@%!

[Arawn.Chernobog]

The thing that you search for is always in the last place you look...

:|

Thanks there Sherlock... /not really a twist just a really stupid actual Quote

Every cloud has a silver lining, earthquakes don't... sorry Haiti!

 

[Claymorez]

When life gives you lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

KUDOs

 

[Darchrow]

"When life gives you lemon you FIND A NEW GOD!"

A cookie for anyone that can tell me the reference.

Picnicface, powerthirst advert the college humour version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk&feature=related can I has cookie?

 

[Halceon]

Love and affection grows over time, like a flower or a mushroom or bigotry.

 

[Exocet]

When life gives you lemon,sell them and buy kiwis.

Kiwis>lemons

 

[wierdman51]

"when life gives you lemons, make orange juice out of it, and watch the world try to figure out how the fuck you did it."

can i haz cookie?

 

[IamQ]

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes... then do whatever the hell you like, he's a mile away and you have his shoes!"

Thank you Billy.

Haha, awesome!

OT: The pen is mightier than the sword. Unfortunately, actions speak louder than words, and since your pen can't even talk, you're fucked.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

What are your favorite twists on famous quotes, jokes or conversations? And if you don't have one or don't know any, make one up!

And for those who may be wondering, yes; I made up that lemon thing in the title.

When life gives you lemons, <a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.101517-Favorite-When-life-gives-you-lemons-Quotes>you use the search bar.

Also, when life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up and eat your fucking lemons!

When life gives you lemons, you could pay attention to the details.

What are your favorite twists on famous quotes, jokes or conversations? And if you don't have one or don't know any, make one up!

Reading is a great way to learn. And demolish.

Oh right, so because I don't want the forums clogged by by multiple threads of the same content (You could put these in the other thread), I'm illiterate? The threads are exactly the same, minus the title. We don't need 2 threads about lemon jokes, 'kay?

But this one isn't explicitly about lemon jokes, it's about various sayings that are fun to twist around. Of course several lemon joke have been made because A) it's really easy to make a lemon joke and B) that thread that is just about lemon jokes is fresh in peoples minds. If you don't like even more lemon jokes, then make a new one and see if people will make more like it.

 

[soapyshooter]

when life gives you lemons, you make yourself a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up and drink it!

 

[Spectrum_Prez]

When the going gets tough, the going goes away.

And, of course:

"The grave opens up in front of me like a hole in the ground."
- Douglas Adams

 

[AzrealMaximillion]

When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold.

It's a pretty true statement.

Good Album as well.

 

[Sonicron]

When life gives you lemons...

Blood for the Blood God

Teeth for the Tooth Fairy!

 

[Burningsok]

how about from Power Thirst. "When God gives you lemons, you find a new God."

 

[GruntOwner]

Life's like a box of chocolates, you always get the one nobody else wanted

We'll burn that bridge when we come to it

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have chlamidia,
And now so do you

 

[Macgyvercas]

My personal favorite mis-quote is taken from MLK Jr.

Censorship anywhere is a threat to video games everywhere.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh as the world wonders what the hell you just did.

 

[SmartIdiot]

People in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.

 

[Disaster Button]

If you don't have anything negative to say, don't say anything at all.

-Your local pessimist.