When Lemons Give You Life, Patent That Sh@%!

[Lexodus]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find a guy whose life gave him vodka and have a fucking party.

 

[Corkydog]

When life gives you melons, one of you is dyslexic.

 

[Lexodus]

My personal favorite mis-quote is taken from MLK Jr.

Censorship anywhere is a threat to video games everywhere.

What about the slightly-less-well-known 'I have a Dreamcast'?!

 

[Lexodus]

I'm gonna quote shit loads of Aerosmith.

'don't get mad get even'
'When you talk to me in circles Take your, foot out of your mouth'
'You got nothing else to lose, If ya only loose your mind'
'You've been dusting with the devil, While he sweeps you off your feet'
'Sleeping with the dogs, And you wake up with the fleas'

Well done Mr Tyler.
You will be deeply missed

He's not gone. They're all playing Download UK 2010, and he's still frontman.

 

[thepopeofatheism]

You can make anyone do anything as long as it's voluntary.

 

[Liam1390]

Close only counts with horseshoes and nuclear weapons.

 

[AloriD]

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and have everyone wonder how you did it.

and

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

 

[Quaxar]

When life gives you zombies, aim for the head.

My motto for the near future.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

"When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD."

Thank you, Powerthirst.

That is win!
When life gives you lemons, KILL IT.

 

[Dioxide20]

When God gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

 

[Tolerant Fanboy]

You've got a mind like a steel trap: Cruel, single-purpose, and likely to cause tetanus.

And, of course, life's lemons for specialist wizards. When life gives you lemons...

Abjurer: Cast protection from citrus
Conjurer: Summon a juicer
Diviner: Research a lemonade recipe
Enchanter: Cast dominate lemon
Invoker: Blow them up
Necromance: Kill them and make lemon zombies
Transmuter: Make hot chocolate

 

[Jenova65]

You don't have to be mad to work here.............. In fact it is a pre requisite that you're not, cos this is an Asylum for the criminally insane.
A bird in the hand is probably a budgerigar
Actions speak louder than words, so shout!
It'll be cold day in hell when the dark lord gets the air conditioning fixed
Get thee behind me Satan, actually, thinking about it could you just stand where I can see you, cos you know....

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I like the formula for this thread.
Witty post.
When god gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
Witty post.
When god gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
Witty post.
When god gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
Witty post.
When god gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

We have the lemon god joke, let's find more.

 

[Jzolr0708]

When life gives you lemons, you use the Telekinesis Plasmid to kick Life's ass.... WITH Lemons.

 

[Tolerant Fanboy]

I like the formula for this thread.
Witty post.
When god gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
Witty post.
When god gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
Witty post.
When god gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
Witty post.
When god gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

We have the lemon god joke, let's find more.

LEMONS FOR THE LEMON GOD! JUICE FOR THE JUICE THRONE!

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I like the formula for this thread.
Witty post.
When god gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
Witty post.
When god gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
Witty post.
When god gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
Witty post.
When god gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

We have the lemon god joke, let's find more.

LEMONS FOR THE LEMON GOD! JUICE FOR THE JUICE THRONE!

Have you heard of the Greater Good? Would you be interested in joining the Greater Good?

 

[Eggsnham]

I like the formula for this thread.
Witty post.
When god gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
Witty post.
When god gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
Witty post.
When god gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
Witty post.
When god gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

We have the lemon god joke, let's find more.

It didn't quite turn out the right way in that respect..

 

[Levitas1234]

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back while people wonder how the fuck you did that.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

It's not really a twist on a quote, but I love the quote "When you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is your friend no more."

"When life gives you lemons, find a new god."

EDIT: "Nothing influences me except temptation" (not exact wording)

 

[crimson5pheonix]

"When life gives you lemons, find a new god."

Your redundant statement does not further the Greater Good. You will be sent to rehabilitation until you are deemed fit for society. Thank you for choosing the Tau Empire.