Turned down a nice, elderly gentleman because he just wasn't my type. I told him, "Grandpa, you're worse than my dad."
When Uninteresting Women ATTACK! (the anti-relationship-problem thread?)
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When I start dating a chick now, I just let them know that I'm really relaxed and probably won't be much help for any of their problems if they'll take more than 20 minutes. Usually we'll be over in a week or get along amazingly for months (until they decide one of my other flaws is enough reason to leave).
I had a woman that I went to HS with friend me on facebook. Talked for a while, got to know each other again, caught up on what had happened in the quite a few years that we hadn't seen each other. I went to her place one time just to test the waters, see if we had any chemistry. It was a no-go, she had 3 young kids and was just a wound up ball of misery living in a double-wide trailer. We (mainly she) made plans to hang out again and I ended up texting her asking if we could reschedule because I wasn't feeling well that night. She got all kinds of snippy and I decided to just go out anyway to see my friends. A few weeks later, again on FB, she starts asking me where I was and what I was doing on the night we were supposed to hang out. Turns out she had friend requested other people that I knew, mainly my closest friends, and then started using them to keep tabs on me. I was extremely weirded out and cut all contact with her. She still asks my sister what happened and why I won't talk to her.
I have rejected every female who has ever approached me. Not because I don't find them attractive, but because I usually think it's a joke. I also don't plan to seek a relationship in any form, I'm happy being single, and I'm happy being a lazy bum who plays video games.
I once had a girl give me a note on Valentine's day that said something like "I don't know how or why, but I like you." And then I went on to break her down by saying I couldn't because I was embroiled in something else- and she just stared at me. She just wanted another friend. Nothing more, nothing less.
And yet she gave me a cute little pink note on Valentine's Day saying-
Yeah, I haven't quite figured it out yet.
And yet she gave me a cute little pink note on Valentine's Day saying-
Yeah, I haven't quite figured it out yet.
Okay, I can kick your arses with this.
I was raped. No, seriously. Me and some friends were camping out and had some drinks with us, I drank a ton of whiskey and went to sleep in my tent, I was followed by a girl that I'd met a few days before. I woke up with her hands down my jeans...
I've also been emotionally blackmailed by women who ended up liking me a little too much.
I was raped. No, seriously. Me and some friends were camping out and had some drinks with us, I drank a ton of whiskey and went to sleep in my tent, I was followed by a girl that I'd met a few days before. I woke up with her hands down my jeans...
I've also been emotionally blackmailed by women who ended up liking me a little too much.
Nothing major because either people aren't generally attracted to me in real life except for my girlfriend, or people don't show they're attracted to me. Or I'm oblivious to it.
But in Lord of the Rings Online, some crazy Russian didn't understand that RP = roleplaying. As in, creating a character and acting. As far as I know anyways, as there's rumours that it's really another person and -- Ok, it's way too complicated to go into in one paragraph, but fuck me if I'm ever having my characters have a "relationship" in an RPG again. I guess that's the problem with RP. It's not like writing a story; each other character has its own author behind it.
And wow I'm lame compared to the rest of the posters.
Edit: Actually, just remembered another. I met her at some summer camp (relax, I was 17 at the time) and for all intents and purposes, it seemed she was coming after me after. Even though I had my previously-mentioned girlfriend at the time and she knew it. She kept asking me to meet up and teach her French, and she had been very friendly anyways during the camp. I may have been looking too much into it, but that doesn't mean she wasn't scary. She stopped talking to me after she told me about some Omar Khadr rally. Omar Khadr is a terrorist that blew up some Americans but is also a Canadian citizen that hippies love to rally around. I told her Khadr can stuff it and that's the last I heard of that.
But in Lord of the Rings Online, some crazy Russian didn't understand that RP = roleplaying. As in, creating a character and acting. As far as I know anyways, as there's rumours that it's really another person and -- Ok, it's way too complicated to go into in one paragraph, but fuck me if I'm ever having my characters have a "relationship" in an RPG again. I guess that's the problem with RP. It's not like writing a story; each other character has its own author behind it.
And wow I'm lame compared to the rest of the posters.
Edit: Actually, just remembered another. I met her at some summer camp (relax, I was 17 at the time) and for all intents and purposes, it seemed she was coming after me after. Even though I had my previously-mentioned girlfriend at the time and she knew it. She kept asking me to meet up and teach her French, and she had been very friendly anyways during the camp. I may have been looking too much into it, but that doesn't mean she wasn't scary. She stopped talking to me after she told me about some Omar Khadr rally. Omar Khadr is a terrorist that blew up some Americans but is also a Canadian citizen that hippies love to rally around. I told her Khadr can stuff it and that's the last I heard of that.
haha... wow, that sort of reminds me of a free-form Vampire the Masquerade IRC channel I used to go on. The woman (I assume it was a woman.. honestly, I'm far past the point of caring) who ran it was a Smurfette - an almost lone woman in an RP chat channel filled mostly with awkward guys.. She was also apparently like 40, and we were all teenagers...Sturmdolch said:
She had about 10 different personas, and each of them was in a relationship with the various personas of the guys who frequented the channel. It was all very interesting until my real life friend and I started talking about our encounters with her.. and then it just slowly dawned on us that this was just waaaay too strange, so we both sort of bailed. I mean, we knew that her different personas had different relationships, and we knew that they each had cybersex with various people, but it was different characters, so it wasn't strange... but then discussing it in person with someone, it just dawned on us how strange it was.
part of me SOMETIMES misses it, just a little, it was a fun little time in my life before it got way too strange
EDIT: btw, this firmly plants me as the Lamest poster here I think, hahaha
...oh god, here I HAVE to tell my embarrassing story.
I was dating this guy off and on for about 4 years (from the time I was 14 til I was 18). He was a friend of my brother's, so we saw each other constantly. It got to the point where we were only dating out of habit, so I broke it off for good.
Silly me, apparently being an ex still granted him all sorts of privileges. He would follow me upstairs so he could grab my ass, or pull me against him and grope me. Not cool, but he wouldn't knock it off.
Finally, he did it one time too many. In a fit of anger, I turned and swung on him. Punched him right in the nuts (entirely by accident, not that he believed it). Still worked, and he hasn't touched me for more than a brotherly hug in the past six years.
I was dating this guy off and on for about 4 years (from the time I was 14 til I was 18). He was a friend of my brother's, so we saw each other constantly. It got to the point where we were only dating out of habit, so I broke it off for good.
Silly me, apparently being an ex still granted him all sorts of privileges. He would follow me upstairs so he could grab my ass, or pull me against him and grope me. Not cool, but he wouldn't knock it off.
Finally, he did it one time too many. In a fit of anger, I turned and swung on him. Punched him right in the nuts (entirely by accident, not that he believed it). Still worked, and he hasn't touched me for more than a brotherly hug in the past six years.
Freshman year of high school, this girl I did not know and had never met got a hold of my cell phone number from some girl who got it from some friend of my friend or something (trying to keep it all straight makes my head spin), and she would text me nonstop. She would text and call at ungodly hours of the morning (and I really need my sleep). I didn't respond to her most of the time, and when I did it was to remind her that I didn't know her and didn't even know what she looked like. She asked me if I would go with her to her homecoming dance (we go to different schools) and if she could go with me to mine. I said no, and that the whole thing she was doing made me feel unconfortable. She still did not let up. One night, after playing in an extremely late football game, I was on the bus coming home. Almost everybody else on the bus was asleep (to give you an idea of how late it was), and I got a message from her. It was a picture message of her naked on her bed, and under the picture it said, "Would you ever do anything sexual with me?"
I immediately deleted the picture and told her that she needed to stop texting me and that she had creeped me the fuck out.
I immediately deleted the picture and told her that she needed to stop texting me and that she had creeped me the fuck out.
Eh, not so much rejected as being completely oblivious.
Nice girl, smart and athletic, nothing special figure wise, who would always taunt me saying how much better she is at school than me and try her hardest to surpass me. She did this in a playful manner, and we'd often banter, and I always proved I was superior, being a straight A student and the guy who always gets picked first in gym class (at the time anyway) but I counted her a good friend.
I unknowingly missed all of her advances, being the ditz that I am, and was told be a friend after she moved away that she really liked me and called me a dumbass for not noticing. I was slightly ashamed but meh, the wheels keep on turning.
Nice girl, smart and athletic, nothing special figure wise, who would always taunt me saying how much better she is at school than me and try her hardest to surpass me. She did this in a playful manner, and we'd often banter, and I always proved I was superior, being a straight A student and the guy who always gets picked first in gym class (at the time anyway) but I counted her a good friend.
I unknowingly missed all of her advances, being the ditz that I am, and was told be a friend after she moved away that she really liked me and called me a dumbass for not noticing. I was slightly ashamed but meh, the wheels keep on turning.
So, I had this huge crush on this girl in High School who was a year older than me. I'd seen her walking around plenty and just thought she was absolutely stunning.
It was one, pretty usual day when I saw her again only this time she was in the same room as my form room which happened to be used for her graphics class.
She made fairly regular trips to visit the teacher, so I and a friend I dragged along went and "pretended to do work" or that was the excuse, I was merely there to stare.
I found myself at somepoint however, probably through some terrible joke talking to her and eventually those times when I saw her walking in the hallway would become "Hello".
Now, the humble "Hello" broke into full blown conversations and at times, I'd wait after school for her and her friends to gather up and we'd all walk home.
It became a regular thing, and frankly my crush was well, crushier.
We hung out but I never made a move, not even when we went to the cinema, although she did bring her friend (Which happened to be my Ex, wasn't the best really)
Eventually she left school when I finally hit the last year, and I never saw her again. I kick myself however for not making a move on her.
Especially since I missed the most unsubtle hints ever, it was pretty much pointed out to me and well, me being me I pretty much thought it was either a "joke" or "I'm misinterpreting it".
It was one, pretty usual day when I saw her again only this time she was in the same room as my form room which happened to be used for her graphics class.
She made fairly regular trips to visit the teacher, so I and a friend I dragged along went and "pretended to do work" or that was the excuse, I was merely there to stare.
I found myself at somepoint however, probably through some terrible joke talking to her and eventually those times when I saw her walking in the hallway would become "Hello".
Now, the humble "Hello" broke into full blown conversations and at times, I'd wait after school for her and her friends to gather up and we'd all walk home.
It became a regular thing, and frankly my crush was well, crushier.
We hung out but I never made a move, not even when we went to the cinema, although she did bring her friend (Which happened to be my Ex, wasn't the best really)
Eventually she left school when I finally hit the last year, and I never saw her again. I kick myself however for not making a move on her.
Especially since I missed the most unsubtle hints ever, it was pretty much pointed out to me and well, me being me I pretty much thought it was either a "joke" or "I'm misinterpreting it".
Hmm, well, a lot of these sound exaggerated. Or maybe we all live really dramatic lives and should write for Eastenders 
OT, I once had a friend ask me out when he was drunk, despite already having a boyfriend. He was, "I love you sooooo00o0o much, go out with me pl0x!"
I let him down gently and the next day he insisted he was pissed as a fart and didn't mean it.
I knew he fancied me, drunk man speaks a sober mans heart?
Oh, and he sent my friend voice clips to send to me, things such as, "I LOVE HER SO MUCH, SHE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIT!!!"
Haha, amusement.
OT, I once had a friend ask me out when he was drunk, despite already having a boyfriend. He was, "I love you sooooo00o0o much, go out with me pl0x!"
I let him down gently and the next day he insisted he was pissed as a fart and didn't mean it.
I knew he fancied me, drunk man speaks a sober mans heart?
Oh, and he sent my friend voice clips to send to me, things such as, "I LOVE HER SO MUCH, SHE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIT!!!"
Haha, amusement.
Well in the middle of 12th grade or senior year, call it whatever, a girl decided we should start dating, I was into her *looks wise* but after 2-3 dates we had been on I realised smth ...She looked great but there wasn't much upstairs so I broke that off because I had no emotional attachment towards her other than Mr.Peeps down there.
I've turned down a fair number of girls. Or rather, told them something that made them change their mind. "S&M isn't just a fetish for me, it's a lifestyle" The few who don't change their mind after that, have a change of heart after I let them know that it's also what pays my bills. I genuinely feel bad about the latter though. I wouldn't want to share someone either. I really do need to think about getting a real job.
This girl I was going out with slept with me, then with my best mate, then both of us at once. Tried to make some kind of crazy love triangle.
Strange girl, good at giving head tho.
Strange girl, good at giving head tho.
Well a lot of the time I have to go, "Sorry I'm underage," to people. Once a guy said, "So? Even better." I was disturbed. But yeah, I try not to reject people unless I'm really turned off. I like to give people the benefit of a doubt and give them a chance to prove me wrong.