When you're sittin' on the john and the toilet paper's gone.....WHAT DO YOU DO!?

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redisforever

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I always have at least 542 rolls under the sink. If not, my...droppings...are usually dry and neat, so...right, let's stop this now.
 

linwolf

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Have never been in that situation always check that there are paper before I sit down.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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I'll get up and find some more.

Of course the extra TP is on the ground floor and if I'm in the upstairs bathroom then I have to go all the way downstairs. Which is why I usualy bring more than one roll up to the bathroom so that I can just put the extras under the sink (god knows my sis won't replace the empty roll...).
 

kakaomasse

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on the john??
never heard that one before:D
yeh, im usually checking before...and be careful not to be in the urge in public toilets....
 

LarenzoAOG

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Shower, if there is no shower avaliable I use my boxers, lost a $10 pair of Under Armour boxers that way, they we so damn awesome too, was kind of sad to see them go.
 

WrongSprite

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Waddle over to the next loo roll.

Or use the cardboard left over from the last.
 

F-I-D-O

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Thought of this immediately after reading the title (think it's the first verse).
OT: Always have extra around when I go #2, so no.
 
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I scream at the top of my luungs (more of an angry bellow) all teh worst obscenities I know, cussing out everyone and everything. then I check if I can pull a no wiper. If not, I check for paper towels. If those are absent, If waddle down to my basement, wehre the extras are.