When's the last time you had sex?

[Suicidejim]

Last week for me. And although I don't feel weird answering this, I do feel kind of creepy looking at other people's answers.

. . . I guess I should stop masturbating then.

 

[EmperorSubcutaneous]

A year and four months ago. But that barely counted. So we'll say two years and three months.

That's what happens when you get into two long distance relationships in a row, and then the second one turns out to be of the wrong orientation to actually be attracted to you.

Being not particularly interested in sex doesn't exactly help matters either.

 

[TheKruzdawg]

Somewhere around.... 4 1/2 months? Hmmm, longer than I realized. Kind of sucks. Oh well. Whining about it here won't get me laid.

Most likely.

 

[Zac Smith]

Week before last, was my birthday

 

[Kizi]

Seventeen year old virgin here. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Personally, I think it's a bad thing; silly, even.
Dem hormones.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Today it's the one-year anniversary of the last time that I had sex. When's the last time you had it?

Two nights ago. **sigh** If I wasn't feeling so shit, I'd have had sex last night too.

A little over a week ago. But that was with three people so I think I'll be good for a little while longer...

So a four-way? Those are always fun. Was it a two-couple situation, or something more complex?

 

[KefkaCultist]

Never... But I just got a boyfriend, so who knows what could happen

 

[Smeatza]

Probably around 2 years ago, I don't keep a running tally.
This thread is depressing in all kinds of ways.

 

[Titan Buttons]

Over 3 years, but finally got another girl friend so I hope to change that. ;P

 

[trooper6]

Almost seven years ago now. I should probably keep better track of it, oh well.

Um...let me think...I think I'm about the same number of years as you. Seven or Eight years, I reckon. It's been so long I think I'm a virgin again.
It's been so long that I no longer care too much about it.

 

[malestrithe]

A year ago. I never keep track It's not a precious commodity or anything.

 

[Bloodtrozorx]

Umm now that I've been forced to think on it...6 years or so. That is slightly depressing.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

A few months actually... I've been single for a while now. Maybe since september/october? It was awkward ex-sex.

Still, on the flipside, my luck seems to be changing, the dry spell might end this weekend (or just soon, females are unpredictable people), depending on how things go. I'm not really sure, damn you, mixed signals!

 

[Belaam]

Yesterday. With two kids under 4 years old, we have to make the most of nap time.

But if it makes you feel better, my cousin is a 43 year old virgin. His last girlfriend (at age 37) broke up with him because she thought it would be too weird to sleep with a virgin.

 

[Palademon]

RUN FOR YOUR PRIVACY FOOLS!

I am a creeper in this thread since my answer is NEVER.
Wanna know the last time I had a girlfriend? NEVER
Wanna know the last time I kissed someone? NEVER
Wanna know the last time I dated someone? NEVER
...Wanna know the last time I masturbated? NEVER

I think I'm becoming increasingly asexual as time passes without anyone taking an interest in me, and me not taking interest in anyone else.

 

[Limecake]

November, I was dating a girl but then we broke up. I've never been one to go have short flings with girls so I haven't for a few months.

On a side note there are girls I KNOW I could sleep with if I was really desperate but I'm just not that interested in them. (I'm honestly not saying this to act like I'm a stud or anything just thought it was worth noting)

A few months actually... I've been single for a while now. Maybe since september/october? It was awkward ex-sex.

actually awkward ex-sex doesn't sound that bad right now.

 

[PhantomEcho]

Meh. Can't remember. Don't really care, much, either.

I'm just one of those people I suppose. It's not like I'd object... but there are so many more important things to be doing with my time. Studying. Writing. Figuring out how to cure my brain of this obsessive compulsion to not obsess about things (and therefore existing as a living in a state of mental paradox... that kind of thing.

Sex just isn't that high of a priority for me. I guess I'll just go scratch another notch in my Belt of Weird Shit About Me now.

 

[Eldrig]

uhm like a little over week ago. Of course thats the price to pay in a long distance relationship >.<