When's the last time you had sex?

[The Pinray]

This morning. But before that it's been awhile. I've been ill lately.

 

[Phasmal]

I dont even get a gap week on mine. And it stops my periods. I don't like going so long without having one, thats why I'm coming off it for a bit.

That's really strange, what kind of pill are you on?

Cerazette. You can take it with some antibiotics and since I am always sick it's pretty good for me. They didn't tell me at first that it might stop my periods though, so that was kind of funny and terrifying at the same time.

 

[burningdragoon]

I'm amused now, picturing people marking their calendars every day they have sex, so when a dryspell rolls along they can know exactly when their sex-having anniversary is.

...or I guess there was something special about that day?

As for me? I am only here to tend to the flames.

 

[SEXTON HALE]

I will quietly excuse myself from this thread pride and virginity intact thank you very much.
I do however hope to be back with a better answer very soon.

 

[The_Emperor]

notice all the girls are like "last night" and all the guys are like OMG FOREVER

Me at least 3 years.

my own fault mostly

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

full proper sex? a month
sexual activity, yesterday

I am happy being single

 

[AnarchyUK]

Do I win, with 2009?

I can't really remember what sex is like...

 

[ReadyAmyFire]

I had no idea this place was so sex starved.

4 days ago.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I dunno, about a week?

My fiancee is in the hospital (don't worry, she's fine) and I'm not brave enough to try anything there.

[sub]Ignoring the fact she's just had major surgery and I'd probably break her if I were to try anything.[/sub]

Oh, dear. I hope she'll be okay.

OT: Never. But someday.

 

[RedTNT]

This is a great question to ask someone who you don't like so that they'll stop talking to you.

 

[EHKOS]

19 years and counting...anyone wanna help me break this record?

 

[Wuvlycuddles]

Can't remember exactly when, but it was right before I figured out I'm emotionally dead inside, that no matter how physically attracted to someone I am, I can't form any lasting emotional bonds or have any kind of intimate relationship with anyone at all and that I use sex as a substitute for any real emotion. So basically right before I figured out I'm a horrible human being, soo uhh, 3-4 years?

 

[gazumped]

About a month before my boyfriend dumped me 'cause he didn't want to have sex with me any more. Soooo... about month and a half ago. Suffice it to say I'm obsessively checking myself out in the mirror every day trying to figure out if I suddenly got ugly or something...

Although seeing some people's answers I see I can't really complain, I think I'm due for a dry spell.

 

[M920CAIN]

This may sound funny to many but... cliche: I'm waiting for the right person. I'm not into too much hookey pokey stuff. Call me ol' fashioned.

 

[M920CAIN]

About a month before my boyfriend dumped me 'cause he didn't want to have sex with me any more. Soooo... about month and a half ago. Suffice to say I'm obsessively checking myself out in the mirror every day trying to figure out if I suddenly got ugly or something...

Although seeing some people's answers I see I can't really complain, I think I'm due for a dry spell.

Um.. well if he broke off with you because he didn't like how you look anymore I think it's best to say that he wasn't worth your time. Then again... if you feel like u need to get fit.. try some exercises just to make ur morale go up.

 

[gazumped]

-snip-

Um.. well if he broke off with you because he didn't like how you look anymore I think it's best to say that he wasn't worth your time. Then again... if you feel like u need to get fit.. try some exercises just to make ur morale go up.

Considering I'm the skinniest I've been for my entire adult life, I'm pretty sure it's not that I need to burn off the pounds (maybe I should be bulking up and filling out my curves?)... but exercise does increase serotonin levels so I should probably do more of it anyway and keep happy! (As should everyone, really...)

Actually I just realized this could lead to some pretty awkward escapist hookups.

Escapist expo anyone?

I think that's an awesome idea. Do it, Limecake!

... I mainly mean the expo, but...

 

[ElPatron]

Who says I am not having right now?

I do. It has been a lot of time, so it doesn't even bother me.

asexual

That word again? Come on, I was in the same situation as you, I am not saying that it is impossible to be asexual but I think it's just trying to excuse your abnormal behavior to yourself. I also had no urges before I was 18.

This may sound funny to many but... cliche: I'm waiting for the right person. I'm not into too much hookey pokey stuff. Call me ol' fashioned.

So do a lot of people (me included). Wanna guess what happens next? Doesn't work. AH!

Really, regret what you didn't do, not what you did.