Quiet Stranger said:
So yeah, where's a place that I can buy a straight razor? I have no idea.
The amount of bullshit posted so far is astounding.
There are lots of high end male grooming websites. If you take the time to learn how to shave properly with one and get a decent blade, badger hair brush, strop and soap (not foam) then you wont go back to the shitty gillette or other types. You will have amazing close shaves that no other method of shaving can replicate and you will have a regime which is relaxing when you get used to the ritual.
You will need to spend at least £40 to get a blade worth using though.
I have had good experience with
http://www.theenglishshavingcompany.com/
Also you only ever cut yourself once, then you learn to respect the razor and take your time.
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If you're going to buy one with any other intention of shaving with it, then grow up and don't be a dick. You will spoil it for the people who use them properly. If its for suicide then talk to a councillor, killing yourself only ever hurts the people who love you. If it's for hurting someone else then be prepared to spend a long time in jail or get shot.
If you are wanting one because you want awesome shaves...then welcome to the world of awesome shaves

take your time, read up on techniques and the subject in general and enjoy the ritual!