Where would you have a secret base, if you could put one anywhere?

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Headsprouter

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Under an old, creepy mansion. Nobody will visit besides young thrill-seekers and time-travelling sergeants, only one of which actually exists as far as we know, so I have nothing to worry about and I can pervert nature in peace.
 

Scarim Coral

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It will be an underground base and under important places like the Royal Palace or the White House. As long the commucations and getting inside the base from in and out are sucure then no one will see it coming when I was right underneath your nose well feet in this case!
 

Combustion Kevin

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For me, I will take it to the very centre of the earth, accessable only through several elevator located in key locations in the world.

Think about it, natural light all around you, an impenetrable natural barrier, precious metal literally only a few feet away from you, it's perfect.

"But how would you create that, how would you make sure the base doesn't melt or cook your personel alive?"

why, http://youtu.be/FNtOubBQv10
 

Renegade-pizza

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North-Korea. Why?

The populace can be manipulated. The world powers can't do anything to me an I can replace Kim Jong Un with a robot and then have an entire nation's worth of henchmen. Also, the nukes they posses will work well with my nuclear powered solar orbital death laser. Why doesn't it just use solar power? I'm evil!
 

Tom_green_day

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Dirty Hipsters said:
Tom_green_day said:
Has no-one seen Die Another Day? A secret Iceland base where I can make my sun laser with a next-door castle made of ice and a tropical garden just for shits and giggles.
Die Another Day was one of the worst James Bond movies that I can remember. No one should want to emulate it.
It's actually my favourite... :( Skyfall gets that honour from me.
 

Me55enger

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I would have my secret base inside your secret base.

Good luck finding that one, petty authorities!
 

Moloch Sacrifice

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Teoes said:
..Nobody's called the moon yet? Dibs on the moon! It will be chock full of lasers - small ones for the henchmen, big ones for pewpewing pesky non-cooperative Earth-based Governments. Of course, that'll be the sort-of decoy base that attracts the attention of all the spies and agents; the main base will be round on the dark side of the moon. There my genetically-modified army will grow.
Ninja'd!
Seriously, Moon base is best base. Untapped mineral resources, well hidden from passing snoopers, and effectively is higher ground, as it takes an attempted attack from Earth significantly more energy to attack me than it does for me to attack them. Even better, if they do decide to attack me I'll have a month or so to prepare.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Mine would be hidden under an Elementary School. Nobody would ever suspect a hidden evil lair to be hidden there.
 

Riotguards

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under the surface of the moon would be the best place to build, not only does it have the benefits of a mountain base but its easily defend-able, nobody could come to your base without your knowledge and you can shoot down anyone who would come close

then you have the added benefit that unlike a mountain base, nobody can cause an earthquake and collapse the base because they'll be worried that they might destroy the moon mwahahaha
 

Someone Depressing

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I'd empty out the entire of a single mountain - a big but relatively obscure one, like Ben Nevis, or Urghalaghakut (it's Norweigian) and then fill them with dogs that don't need to be fed, don't need to poop, or drink.
 

Someone Depressing

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I'd empty out the entire of a single mountain - a big but relatively obscure one, like Ben Nevis, or Urghalaghakut (it's Norweigian) and then fill them with dogs that don't need to be fed, don't need to poop, or drink.
 

StormShaun

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Well, even if I am afraid of falling out of the sky in a plane.
I would go for a well built sky-castle.

the inner-child inside me would scream with glee if I had a holy looking castle.
Which looks all powerful and etc.

That or either a base/house/whatever in Heaven somehow.
I'll convince that Lightning Archangel to take me as his student!
 

Longstreet

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The moon of course!

The moon itself will have tunnels drilled into it, so there is nothing visible on the surface.

You can see everyone coming, and shoot them down with laser weapons / big missiles.

Teoes said:
..Nobody's called the moon yet? Dibs on the moon! It will be chock full of lasers - small ones for the henchmen, big ones for pewpewing pesky non-cooperative Earth-based Governments. Of course, that'll be the sort-of decoy base that attracts the attention of all the spies and agents; the main base will be round on the dark side of the moon. There my genetically-modified army will grow.
How about we work together?
 

Seydaman

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Alright, I'd put it on a mountain, it would be a spindly wizard's tower with a magic elevator, heated with magical Internet or course. Then an underground monorail that runs to the nearest major city, Boston or NYC.
 

McFazzer

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Tropical Island with active volcano modified so that the mountain part is habitable and the diverted magma will be the source of geothermal energy allowing me to live off the grid. The now volcano habitable volcano will be converted into a landing pad and will serve as a home base for my fleet of VTOL fighter jets and troop transports. Instead of having my own satellite network, I shall simply hijack everyone else's. The volcanic soil will allow me to grow my own fruit and vegetables and being tropical, I shall have a constant supply of fish.

I will have a mobile command center for when I have to leave. It will be a submarine the size of a small skyscraper.
 

Gitty101

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Tropical Island base that cannot be located by my enemies. If I'm gonna be conducting evil where I live, I wish for it to be pleasant. Sort of like a reverse Tracy Island if you will. With reverse Thunderbird machines. Come to think of it, that's my secret evil plan right there.