Where would you hide a body?

[black-magic]

I live across from a park that has a lot of marsh land, easy to dig a hole, bury him, we're good.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

I'm not falling for this again. Last time it was an undercover cop asking and they found the bloody thing.

You dont have a decoy spot for the cops?! Not what i would have expected from a proffesional.

Anyway, kill with an icicle, throw it into a lake so it melts and then hide use tape/rope/industrial staples to secure the body to the underside of a brigde in an alcove, wrapped in cling film in a sleeping bag. When people look for bodies they usually look down. Thats why you need to think up. Logic.

 

[PrototypeC]

Anywhere under cement, preferably under the cornerstone of a new building where no-one would think to look let alone be safely able to. I'm on construction sites a lot, and I know when such sites are open but not with anybody around...

 

[fenrizz]

Wrapped in plastic, then I'd wrap the thing in steel chains and dump it far, far out in the ocean.

Or

Cut it up with a chainsaw and feed it to pigs.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Acid. And then I'd get rid of the bones...err, somehow. To be honest, I reckon I could just chuck the body in the outback and then get the hell out of the country. Australia: a great place to hide bodies.

Pretty much this. Drive 200 km's north, dump the body anywhere.

In the words of Uncle Chop Chop: "Australia's big and shovels are cheap."

 

[AngelofDarrkness]

Easy as pie i would hide it in a pie [that rhymed]

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Into the void with it!

 

[kommando367]

Burn it. Then put the ashes in a box labeled "dead cat's ashes". Then bury it in a forest.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Anywhere under cement, preferably under the cornerstone of a new building where no-one would think to look let alone be safely able to. I'm on construction sites a lot, and I know when such sites are open but not with anybody around...

Bah. Can't even lay house foundations around here without someone chucking a few corpses in the mix. Recent building sites are the 3rd place the local filth look for corpses if they don't turn up in scrubland or aren't found pinned to a tree with a rune marked crossbow bolt.

 

[Blackvegie]

In the foundation of a high-rise building development.

 

[Kouen]

So. where would hide a dead body?

Or, how would you dispose of said body?

Under your bed to frame you

 

[Primate]

Alot of people burn the bodies. I'm pretty sure you'd get caught.

Yeah, they would, try burning a horse, the smell is horrible! ( don't ask )

 

[Miffmoff]

Throw it into the Amazon rainforest, it'll decompose really quickly and plus its the Amazon rainforest, its fairly big and dark

 

[Nickolai77]

Sail out a good many miles from the land, dump weighted body in the oceon. Nice and simple, seems quite reliable to me. There are millions of miles of sea floor, most of which has never even been seen by humans, chances are very low anyone will come across it. I'd just need an alibi as to why i was out sailing.

 

[PayneTrayne]

[link]http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/202/Ways-to-Hide-a-Body[/link]Here's how I'd do it,.

 

[Nickisimo]

I would chop up the body into small pieces and hide them inside Xbox 360's. The only problem is that it's causing some of them to red-ring and only now that I've run out of body parts that--

I mean, umm...

 

[Yennick]

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[Netrosis]

There's an opening in some mountains not too far from here that stretches for a while. On the bottom of a cliff is an opening of hot coal and ashes probably a few hundred degrees. You could throw anything down there and you'd need those special volcano heat resistant suits to retrieve anything.

When it comes up in discussion it's often brought up with people wondering how many bodies have been thrown down there.