Where would you hide a body?

[Girl With One Eye]

Where I live some woman killed her husband, cut him into peices, put the peices in a suitcase and buried it in the park next to my old school.

So I guess I would do that, but bury it in a place no-one really goes.

 

[BoxCutter]

In a wood chipper.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

In my friends pants. No-ones ever going to go there.

 

[Jackalb]

Fuck sake both my answer's got ninja'd.

In my belly or feed to pigs.

 

[joshuaayt]

If still you think me mad, you will think so no longer when I describe the wise precautions I took for the concealment of the body. The night waned, and I worked hastily, but in silence. First of all I dismembered the corpse. I cut off the head and the arms and the legs.
I then took up three planks from the flooring of the chamber, and deposited all between the scantlings. I then replaced the boards so cleverly, so cunningly, that no human eye --not even his --could have detected any thing wrong. There was nothing to wash out --no stain of any kind --no blood-spot whatever. I had been too wary for that. A tub had caught all --ha! ha!
When I had made an end of these labors, it was four o'clock --still dark as midnight.

 

[Marter]

Probably in the backyard, but I'd never have to do something like that.

 

[Silent observer]

Hide it? Hell, I'd be the one to 'find' it - think about it, if you're the one that calls the police then you're gonna be the last person they suspect.

 

[YuriRuler90]

Hehe. My dad used to work at a paper recycling plant here in town that's now shut down. I'd throw the body in one of the waste treatment tanks. They contain a mixture of heavy water (so it'd sink), a mix of acids (to break it down), and about 6 inches of bacteria on the bottom that are designed to eat ANYTHING leftover in the tank...

Which is why I stay the fuck away from that tank, because if you fell in and no one realized it, you'd be dead and disintegrated within days.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Hide it along with all the unsold copies of E.T for the Atari 2600.
Who will EVER want to search there?

 

[Mumonk]

What Would Dexter Do? =D

 

[Dedtoo]

Go into the woods, dig a hole, throw in body, put on something that burns easily, wait, fill hole, go home and pretend it never happened.

Though i might need to find a new hole... I mean walk my dog somewhere else! Right! Walk dog!

 

[The Scythian]

Woodchipper into a lake. Or, since I live in Georgia (the state), I could toss it in kudzu.

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

Wood chipper, just for giggles. I mean, if I've already killed somebody, may as well have fun with it, right?

 

[lee1287]

So. where would hide a dead body?

Or, how would you dispose of said body?

Under your bed to frame you

No thank you =[

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

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Personally, I would poison the person. Then I'd buy a large, metal barrel. Then I would burn the body in the barrel. I'd also get a wheelbarrow, a shovel, and a couple bags of concrete. Then I would fill the barrel with water and remove the little bone parts. I'd blend the bones to a fine powder, and then I would dig a 6 foot deep hole. I would use the body-water to make the concrete liquid, pour the bone-dust into the mixture, add any more water needed, and then pour the concrete into the hole, allowing it to solidify, destroying the ashes, the bone and the water, leaving no body or murder weapon (remember, poisoned). It's the perfect murder. Yes, I have too much time on my hands.

BUT, there is a missing person report, a 6 foot hole full of concrete just showed up in the woods and you have just bought some contrete mix it wouldnt take an epoisode of CSI to figure out whodunit!

 

[ddon]

I would put it in my attic. No one ever goes up there. I have lived in this house all my life and I have only gone in the attic three times my self.

 

[kebab4you]

Well hiding things in plain sight i hear is always good, so I guess leave it next to my door.