Where would you hide a body?

[Duskwaith]

dress it up as a hobo and leave it in an alley way after a particularly cold winter.

 

[Rusty pumpkin]

6 feet under in the middle of a grassless wasteland area. no one would be bothered enough to check, and the particular patch of grass missing when one digs a grave in a grassy field wouldn't be an issue.

 

[krimzonkels]

I think I'd sell it on the black market, stick a bomb in it, that'll show those damn people I don't know a lesson.

 

[WestMountain]

I would... Eat it?..

 

[clericwithnolife31]

I would but my portable hole in my bag of holding, then toss it in there

 

[Yureina]

Well... I live pretty close to a rather substantial river (Columbia), so... probably something to do with that.

But I really should not say what i'd do, you know? I'm a psycho!

 

[experiment0789]

Right, here's what you do. First off: dismember the body into small components. Makes it easier to handle as well as easier to dispose of. Now you're going to put these pieces into plastic containers (PLASTIC, if you've not seen Breaking Bad) and dissolve them with our friend "acid." Now, you're going to take this somewhat gelatinous goop and mix it into a hearty concrete mixture, say ten parts concrete to 1 human paste. Take this and form it into parking space concrete barriers. Take them to a parking lot (in broad daylight, mind you, and wearing a reflective vest and hard hat) and casually place them around. Look like you belong there, and people will not question you. It's funny how that works. When all is said and done, take the time to swap a license plate (you DID do that before hand didn't you?) and head off on the wonderful road that is serial murder.

Bonus points for arranging the barriers in a manner which gives a hunt as to your identity to mock police.

Wow.....You really have put a lot of thought into this.
is there something you would like to get off your chest?

Spoiler: if you think I'm serious

NO I don't think He/She/You have had to hide dead bodies before.Just in-case you can't tell that I was teasing, I have got in trouble with people with no sense of humor enough times to know that you should be careful with what you say.

 

[Omega V]

Nuke it! its the only way to be sure!

I would save up all the body's from my murders, and after the 25th I would place the nuke in the freezer where I had hid them then run like hell.

alternatively I would throw it in radioactive wast, in a few minutes the body will be so radioactive it would be impossible for forensic investigators to work with.

 

[Shemming]

Leave it on a public transport and watch it drive away

 

[CrazyMedic]

if I had continued access to the person I would dose them with small amounts of heroine then when the time came to off them sneak up behind jam a needle in their arm with an OD amount of heroine in it then put some stuff on the victim(ballons and such)then drop the body in an alley on the druggy part of town pose it then leave they will think they were secret druggies if they test hair and blood they will find heroine indicating that they are a long time user and they just finally OD'd, I think I saw it on a tv show.

 

[AllLagNoFrag]

Why throw away food? Is it fresh? If it is then go for it... jk

Well, probably cut it up and then into the ocean (biodegradable bags and off boat) unless Im better prepared and have something to dissolve the body.

 

[nick n stuff]

will it blend?

 

[kwfang]

in my belly where else no one would ever know and what would you kill the person with a sharp piece of ice you can't get finger prints from something thats melted even though they could get you for something else as evidence

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

due to the likely hood i could end up growing up and turning insane an slowly start killing ppl, im not telling you! besides, the ppl i would kill would be neds, and not missed much

 

[kwfang]

I have the most insane idea, but it might work.

1. Drive the body out to Groom Lake Road in the Nevada Desert.
2. Put the body in the driver's seat.
3. Put the car on cruise and lock the steering wheel.
4. Watch as the car and the body crash through Area 51's front gates.
(To avoid furthering public knowledge about the base, government officials will cover the whole thing up.)

Note: The only drawback to this plan is that you need two cars.

That surprisingly isn't a bad idea

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Liquidising you say?

WILL IT BLEND! Human edition.

The only problem with this is they're the only ones with blenders powerful enough - you'd get caught in a second - either that or the blood stained EVERYTHING would kind of give the game away if anybody ever came round.

Why not just toss it down a sink/toilet? Just go to a Jimmy John's or a McDonalds anywhere and into the bathroom.

Somebody might figure it out by accident, then they know more or less where you are!

A lot simpler to keep it hidden in a bottle - possibly mixed with alcohol as a back up story until you could dump it in a huge body of water when nobody is looking.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

Hide it? I'd chop up the body, feed it to my neighbor's dogs, then burn the poop. Then I'd crush the bones and mix it with flour to bake stuff with. Then sell the treats.

 

[superbatranger]

I would dismember the body into even sections. Then I would cremate each part until they're reduced to ash. After that, I would use the ashes as an extra ingredient for fertilizer, which I will sell to someone living in another city or state.

 

[Code Monkey]

I'd probably just chuck it in the woods. I'm not very creative.