Which Characters in Gaming Did you as a Player Just Wanted To Kill and Why?

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TheAngryKoala

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We've all been there before. You find particular NPCs throughout games that just annoys the living shit out of you. Whether it be because of their legendary disability to navigate around simple obstacles such as say, chest high walls, what they sound like or unability to follow instructions such as Go There, Shoot That etc. I could go on.

The character which I wanted to introduce a bullet to their head to was Fawkes and Mayor McCready from Fallout 3. First of all being unfeasibly large, Fawkes has the uncanny ability to perfectly block doorways so you become entrapped in a closet until he moves. But since you're stack and can't move he won't move. That caused a lot of frustration. He is also perfect at attracting bullets and bad guys from well over a mile away. Upon finding Fort Bannister, I wanted to snipe all the Talon Company Mercs from a distance and engage the stragglers afterwards. Fawkes instead, goes in fucking like Rambo and guns everyone down. Not wanting to miss out on XP, I had to go in to save the big green retard. Also, he has the habit of teleporting out of nowhere and scaring the bejesus out of you. And he runs like twat.

Mayor McCready's an arsehole and an example why you shouldn't let impressionable kids watch 18 films. After the dialogue with him, I found that you couldn't kill children in Fallout, much to my dismay.

There are other characters that gets my rant on but Fallout's the most recent game I played.
 

Dominic Burchnall

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The NPC who boards my bosoms most frequently at the moment is the Turian Councillor in the Mass Effect series. How much will it take for this prick to realise Reapers exist? They possessed one of their Spectres, attacked the Citadel, WHAT!?!?! I want to get through the Mass Effect 3 campaign now just so, when I save the galaxy and he has to pin medals to my chest in the design of a Reaper with a sword stuck through it, I can punch him on the nose and yell "I told you so!!" at him.

Okay, I feel better now.
 

Backstabber

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In Oblivion, I just wanted to kill every single person you ever have to escort. Every. Single. One. They have no sense of self-preservation AT ALL.
 

oplinger

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...Miranda from ME2.

God she's the most grating..thing I've ever had to interact with in a video game. Every time she opens her stupid mouth I wanted to shoot her. A lot. And then beat the remains with a hammer until it's nothing but soup. >>

I hate Miranda
 

Valagetti

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I heard the new Call Of Juarez bots are pretty horrible. I think its the same deal as F.3.A.R. Its meant to be a co-op game. Most games that are supposed to be co-op take the cake in this scenario.
 

ValentineUK

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I don't know if this really counts but Hope from Final Fantasy XIII always pissed me off. The one thing about him that drove me insane was the fact that he would not shut up about how his mother dying was Snow's fault, but took forever and a half to do something about it.
 

Javarock

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There can only be one...



The worst part, In Majora's Mask I was forced to interact with him for the maps...
 

Kapol

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I had actually just thought this about a character from a game, but now I can't remember who it was. I think it might have been the Think Tank or Dr. Mobius from Old World Blues. Dr. Mobius would always send his annoying robot scorpians at the worst times. Though I decided I couldn't kill him when I found out how awesome he is in person. The Think Tank were just jerks who didn't care who they hurt or killed which, while in their character, made them all seem like assholes.
 

teqrevisited

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Hey, liste-NO! LEAVE ME ALONE.

Ahem.

I really wished that I could kill that kid that always yells about Mick & Ralph's in Freeside. Another vote to kill McCready aswell. It's a shame there wasn't an option to say "Open the gate you little shit or I'll ram this gatling laser right up there and hold the trigger down until your insides repaint the ceiling an interesting new shade of red".

And, in FFX, almost every time Rikku spoke I wanted to punch her in the face.
 

TheAngryKoala

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WaywardHaymaker said:
Jaaaack. Fucking Jaaaack! Mass Effect 2's Jaaaack.

RAAAAAGE.
I agree... typical within the 'strong' female role in big production films/games. Shows as much emotion towards men as a brick and got slapped across the face with the arsehole stick.
 

TheAngryKoala

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teqrevisited said:
Hey, liste-NO! LEAVE ME ALONE.

Ahem.

I really wished that I could kill that kid that always yells about Mick & Ralph's in Freeside. Another vote to kill McCready aswell. It's a shame there wasn't an option to say "Open the gate you little shit or I'll ram this gatling laser right up there and hold the trigger down until your insides repaint the ceiling an interesting new shade of red".

And, in FFX, almost every time Rikku spoke I wanted to punch her in the face.
Fucking hate it when Lamplighters call you "Mungos" as well, especially by McCready.
 

Blueruler182

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Alyx. McFlannigan. Vance. (Don't correct me)

I still find it disturbing that a silent protagonist, IE a skin for the player, has a girlfriend. It's like someone handing you a blowup doll, without the physical of it. You know exactly what they think of you and what they think you'll be doing the second they're out of the room.
 

Watchmacallit

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Those damn Wookies is Battlefront...What kind of monster takes two head shots from a sniper rifle to kill!!!!!!
 

MordinSolus

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Dominic Burchnall said:
The NPC who boards my bosoms most frequently at the moment is the Turian Councillor in the Mass Effect series. How much will it take for this prick to realise Reapers exist? They possessed one of their Spectres, attacked the Citadel, WHAT!?!?! I want to get through the Mass Effect 3 campaign now just so, when I save the galaxy and he has to pin medals to my chest in the design of a Reaper with a sword stuck through it, I can punch him on the nose and yell "I told you so!!" at him.

Okay, I feel better now.
This would be even better: (Near end of ME3)
Turian Counciler: Shepard, help! The Reapers are attacking us!
Shepard: Options:
Paragon- Of course.
Neutral- Be right there.
Renegade- *sarcasm* Reapers? What? They don't exist. They're a myth.