To me, swearing is an art form. And I'm it's motherfucking Picasso. If I am really, really pissed, (or really anytime for that matter and dependent on the situation) my ADHD kicks in and a slew of things that would probably make one cry in terror or shit themselves in sheer pleasure and entertainment comes out, often in various accents and tones. It's the balls.
Some of my favorites on the Time Life CDs I get are:
STRAWBERRY FLAVORED CHRIST!
JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!
IS WAYNE BRADY GOING TO HAVE TO CHOKE A *****?
GREAT TERIYAKI FLAVORED FUCKCAKES!
WHAT IN THE NAME OF BITTERSWEET FUCK!
TASTES LIKE BITTERSWEET FUCK!
BITTERSWEET FUCK!
MY ASS FEELS LIKE A CHRISTMAS HAM!
WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF?
FUCK YO COUCH!
MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
LETS MAKE LIKE TREES AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING COMPARISON TO MY DICK
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
And many more..........