Which curse word do you use the most?

[Saulkar]

Christ On A Crutch! That about sums up my average day.

 

[R4ptur3]

It normally flows in a sentence for me, and I'm sure I've got to the point where I use them without knowing.

fucking bollocks
fucking bullshit
bloody bastard

It depends what situation I'm in.

 

[Rusman]

Me and a group of friends found that the greatest swear words are are combinations of slang words for the male genitalia and regular day to day nouns. For example;

Phallus Noun
Dick Flannel
Cock Waffle
Knob Goblin

Obviously there are millions of combinations, feel free to come up with your own! Those four are my current favourites though.

Also after watching Penn and Teller a lot recently I've managed to slip in quiet a few "****-Pickles" not sure what it is but that always makes me giggle.

 

[Mr.White]

I tend to say sugar and fudge instead of shit and fuck, only because I get a bollocking from my boss if I swear at work (which is fair enough), when I die in games I give my TV the middle finger or say wanker.

 

[arkwright]

"Bollocking christ on a bike" is a current one used to express my disbelief in somebody else'e stupidity, or it usually comes down to a "SHUT IT CAMERON" if people are talking shite.

amuseingly Captcha "willease income"

 

[AdamRhodes]

Fuckword after fuckword. Recently played Army of Two: Get killed "Fuck you", Three heavies "Fuck me" etc. I also say "Christ on a cupcake" with relative frequency.

 

[ChaoticKraus]

For everyday misssteps and mistakes i use the swedish word "fan", which is used in a similar fashion to uttering a short "fuck".

If i really am pissed i let out a sigh and mutter "Jesus Fucking Christ".

If i use it to denote suprise i use the simple but effective "Holy Shit".


That would be my top 3, works well in most situations.

 

[Captain_Fantastic]

i try to get creative and brittish slang is my favorite so my no.1 used word is bloody and or fuck

ex, bloody bumfuck!!!!!

 

[Nickompoop]

Goddamit. The ironic part is that that's the curse my mother hates the most.

"Fuck" in English and "Helvete" in Swedish, helvete meaning hell.
Yeah, quite unoriginal.
Example of use:
Fucks sake.
För i helvete(sort of translated to "for hells sake", so essentially the same thing).

You're from Sweden? What's it like living in a socialist economic system? I'm from America, where we've got capitalism coming out the wazoo, so I'm curious about what its like not living in a capitalist economic system. Also, my political affiliation is Socialist.

Our system is good, from what I've experienced. I've only lived in Sweden so I can't really compare it to anything but, I can bring up some experiences with out health care system:

Spoiler: Clickety click

I am diagnosed with ADD and I get medicine that I take every day to help with my concentration. As soon as I got my diagnosis I also got my prescription to this medicine, I simply go to the drugstore, show ID and pay and I get a bottle that lasts about a month, perhaps a bit more.
The only thing that costs me money is the meds themselves - going on checkups, getting my diagnosis and everything is completely free.
I also recently went to get birth control pills, and since I'm below the age of 21(I just turned 18, today actually) I get them at a HUGE discount. All I did was book a time, go there, tell them why I wanted them and they prescripted them to me, all of that free, except for the pills themselves, but as mentioned, they cost like 4 dollars for three months. Super cheap.
I haven't been in need of any surgery or such though, so I can't tell you much about that.
I have had braces though - dental health care is also free if you're below a certain age. I got my teeth fixed for no money at all.

And if I've understood correctly we get this much free because of the taxes being quite high. As for the economy with the market, stores and prices and whatnot, the most I've personally noticed are the prices for games raising, but that's because they're more expensive to make now which is perfectly understandable.
The price on Coca-Cola though has also been increasing which I don't quite understand. It's only an about 2-8 SEK(0.70-1.20 dollars) increase but it's still annoying.

Sorry if this isn't the information you wanted, I'm quite hungry and distracted. Just ask me if there's anything specific you want to know.

Wow, that sounds really nice. Paying for healthcare is a ***** in America. My braces were about $2000 (13,320 kronor) plus X-rays, molds, and switching orthodontists due to a move. Doctor appointments can vary widely in cost, from free to not covered by insurance at all. It depends heavily on what your insurance plan is and what kind of doctor you want to see. I don't think birth control pills are covered, but since I'm male I don't know. Prescriptions can cost anywhere from a few bucks to about $50 (333 kronor) and that's if insurance covers some of the cost.

We Americans pay the most per capita for healthcare, yet our life expectancy hasn't even hit 80 years yet.

Spoiler: Here's a map of life expectancy rates

Our politicians don't want a socialized health care system because there's a stigma in America that socialism is inherently horrible. They completely ignore the fact that (according to my Political Science professor) every European nation, plus Canada, has a socialized health care system, and it generally works great; much better than America's at least.

So, yeah, I'm a bit jealous of Sweden.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

Please allow me to answer this question... in a fabulous song!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Shit", I say that almost daily. I also invented, or started saying rather, "Shit it.", I don't know why, though.

 

[iphonerose]

ehh does shit count?..well that and fuck
and

Spoiler: and this

****

but it's used a lot more where i'm from and thus isn't as bad here because people don't attach bad meaning to it here like in other parts of the world

 

[Robert Ewing]

I say Piss and Shit a lot.

Something about the profanity of one defecating that really brings out the inner frustration, or maybe it's a metaphor for a real strain to get that massive dump out.

 

[badgersprite]

Fuck the fucking fuckers, ************. And fuck you too you fuck-faced fuck.

I just love the word fuck. It's so versatile in a way that other vulgarities really aren't. It's practically motherfucking poetic. It's like the perfect word.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

When I'm hanging with my friends, I say "No mames!" a lot, in english it more or less means "No Way!", but dirtier and when I play games, I literally say "shit" and "fuck" a lot, depending on the situation, the worse, the dirtier it gets.

hahaha me and my friends use that too!

other times, i use massive variations of the word "****+ass+fuck+shit"

pretty generic, but when mixed around with a few other words it usually generates some good stuff.

also..not from the UK, but didn't realize "bollocks" and "bloody hell" were considered curse words..

 

[iphonerose]

It normally flows in a sentence for me, and I'm sure I've got to the point where I use them without knowing.

fucking bollocks
fucking bullshit
bloody bastard

It depends what situation I'm in.

'bloody bastard' ha i can just hear your accent through reading your comment