Which game character you want as your bodyguard?

[Dana22]

Agent 47 aka Tobias Rieper. If he knows hundreds ways to kill a man, he must also know how to protect him from such harm. Seems like a perfect man for such job.

 

[MurderousToaster]

The Heavy. He's a giant with a minigun. What else could I need?

 

[Matt Seymour]

Reznov. hes russian. what else do you need

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED ALMA?

She would fuck shit up!

 

[Mr. Omega]

Ezio Auditore. For 3 reasons.
1: He has that eagle vision. Any hostile people would be red.
2: He's a good fighter, and imagine if he got modern weapons.
3: He's master of the Assassins, so there's a whole group of bodygaurds right there. And once again, they all are good fighters, and imagine if they had modern weapons.

 

[vrbtny]

Captain Price from COD 4.

He can kill all those annoying swearing kids on Xbox live(Using the ultimate power of his moustache).

 

[Harlemura]

Chris Redfield. Or, to be more specific, Redfield and his Resident Evil 5 arms.
Don't think I should explain why I'd want to be protected by them. Things could probably deflect missiles. Plus, he might bring Sheva. Something to look at while he's protecting me.
... What? Stop judging me!

 

[random_bars]

Easy, the Drowning Doom's Dirgible from Brutal Legend. It wouldn't even need to attack anyone - the unit drops a stream of ash which causes everyone nearby to go into a massive depression, hate themself and forget everything they were doing. Anybody who tried to kill me would just give up when they got near to me.

 

[Gethsemani_v1legacy]

Ezio Auditore. For 3 reasons.
1: He has that easle vision. Any hostile people would be red.
2: He's a good fighter, and imagine if he got modern weapons.
3: He's master of the Assassins, so there's a whole group of bodygaurds right there. And once again, they all are good fighters, and imagine if they had modern weapons.

Let's also not forget how he is an assassin himself and thus knows the tricks of the trade. Though, considering the animus bleeding-effect, wouldn't Desmond Miles be an even hotter candidate for bodyguard? He also has the benefit of actually living in modern day society (well, technically... THE FUTURE)

 

[YoBadMama]

Albert Wesker. Remember how he beat the living hell out of Chris and Jill? I can now make him do that to my enemies.

 

[YoBadMama]

The Heavy. He's a giant with a minigun. What else could I need?

A medik to Ubercharge him. And, mabye, a Pyro to check for spies.

 

[Jedoro]

Well, if New Vegas is any indication, I'd take Boon. I mean all I do now is walk around the wasteland looting headless corpses ! And that is just his default hunting rifle, I'm a bit afraid to give him that .50cal I bought.
So yeah, he's awesome.

I gave him This Machine and .308 JSP's. Deathclaws die very quickly.

OT: Pre-infestation Kerrigan. A hot psychic commando? Hell. Yes.

 

[EatPieYes]

Shadow from FFVI. The epitome of a professional badass. He's as dangerous as can be, and he has an almost equally dangerous dog. But then again; stop paying him and he'd be gone with a blink of the eye.

 

[SpAc3man]

Fuck it. I'm calling Lara Croft. Even if you say it can't happen, I will still try.

I bet she shags like a goddess.

 

[Nyaliva]

Felix from Golden Sun...

- doesn't say much, can smash meteorites out of space with his sword.

Holy crap I was gonna say Isaac for pretty much the same reason. I'd go with Ivan because he could probably foresee any assassins but he'd preobably just end up being too weak to beat any of them anyway.

PS: Any idea when GSD is coming out in Australia?

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

Well, if New Vegas is any indication, I'd take Boon. I mean all I do now is walk around the wasteland looting headless corpses ! And that is just his default hunting rifle, I'm a bit afraid to give him that .50cal I bought.
So yeah, he's awesome.

Give him the .50 cal its one of the most game breaking hilarious things ever invented.
OH SHIT 3 DEATHCLAWS BOOM BOOM BOOM uh k? where did they go?
OT:Any game character? Random space marine 12034948923 Power Armour Bolt Gun Insta win nothing will fuck with me

 

[Kenny Doyle]

That main guy from the Splatter House games, Rick Taylor.

He's a fucking tank.

 

[Hosker]

Auron - He really seems like the body guard type.

 

[Dr.Helios]

The Mysterious Stranger from Fallout 3 - New Vegas, chances of survival against him are literaly zero nad I love the jingle