Which game character you want as your bodyguard?
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Sackboy. he's small, cute and can build a walking tank out of nothing. And if it got REALLY bad, a flying fortress.
Gordan Freeman and Agent 47. Silent but intimidating and always get the job done. A fantastic combination.
Depending on your personal opinion of 8.Look awesomeJohn the Gamer said:
That's Ruby from "Lunar:2 Eternal Blue" in a nut shell. Ruby's Dragon from is later in the video.
Edit:Oh her favorite food is fish and doesn't eat to much in her small form.
I'd say Nadine an Engineer from "Valkyria Chronicles" She's great with a gun and healing supplies while looking normal enough to not draw attention to us in public.
Fuck it's hard xD Ezio, Wesker, 47...
I think I'd have to choose 47 though. Ezio and Wesker have their weaknesses, and 47 really doesn't. Plus he's a creative ************ so he knows how Assassins think xD
I think I'd have to choose 47 though. Ezio and Wesker have their weaknesses, and 47 really doesn't. Plus he's a creative ************ so he knows how Assassins think xD
The Krogers by my friend's apartment has a security guard. The guy's friendly to everyone, but he's apparently the laziest dude ever. Just hangs around outside texting or chattin' with folks.
At least, that's the impression you get when you're walkin' past him, or just not watching. The guy is a master of not only catching shop lifters, but doing it in a way that's subtle, dealing with the problem without it ever being noticed by the general populace.
Without a doubt, he is an awesome dude.
So ideally, I'd have someone like him: Innocuous, subtle, effective.
Unfortunately, I'm not coming up with any innocuous, subtle, and effective VG characters. I mean, I'm sitting here thinking about the logistics of having a Space Marine or Master Chief, and there's just no WAY most modern vehicles could handle a driver who weighs nearly as much as they do.
Lara Croft, Gordon Freeman, Ruby, and Duke Nukem all rock at what they do, but subtlety is not exactly within their dictionaries. Similar to the Assassins, they are sore thumbs wherever they go (even if the games don't treat them that way).
Commander Shepherd? Maybe... Once again: not exactly Subtle. I think I'd prefer Wrex to Shepherd. Wrex actually IS a body guard, and successful to boot.
You know what?
Max Payne.
He's a trained LE officer, an extremely effective gun fighter capable of handling just about anything that shoots bullets (and can handle close quarters fairly well as well), has hallucinations that end up making him even more frightening if you're on the wrong side of him, and can effectively slow down time in localized areas to better protect me.
He also looks like a guy off the street, so he's more or less innocuous. He CAN be subt-OHSHITIJUSTREALISEDJASONBOURNEHASVIDEOGAMES.
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Okay, I'm done.
EDIT: Or Snake. 'Cause Snake's pretty damned good, normal looking, and can take out walking nuclear tanks. Awesome.
At least, that's the impression you get when you're walkin' past him, or just not watching. The guy is a master of not only catching shop lifters, but doing it in a way that's subtle, dealing with the problem without it ever being noticed by the general populace.
Without a doubt, he is an awesome dude.
So ideally, I'd have someone like him: Innocuous, subtle, effective.
Unfortunately, I'm not coming up with any innocuous, subtle, and effective VG characters. I mean, I'm sitting here thinking about the logistics of having a Space Marine or Master Chief, and there's just no WAY most modern vehicles could handle a driver who weighs nearly as much as they do.
Lara Croft, Gordon Freeman, Ruby, and Duke Nukem all rock at what they do, but subtlety is not exactly within their dictionaries. Similar to the Assassins, they are sore thumbs wherever they go (even if the games don't treat them that way).
Commander Shepherd? Maybe... Once again: not exactly Subtle. I think I'd prefer Wrex to Shepherd. Wrex actually IS a body guard, and successful to boot.
You know what?
Max Payne.
He's a trained LE officer, an extremely effective gun fighter capable of handling just about anything that shoots bullets (and can handle close quarters fairly well as well), has hallucinations that end up making him even more frightening if you're on the wrong side of him, and can effectively slow down time in localized areas to better protect me.
He also looks like a guy off the street, so he's more or less innocuous. He CAN be subt-OHSHITIJUSTREALISEDJASONBOURNEHASVIDEOGAMES.
IGNORE EVERYTHING I JUST SAID.
JASON. FUCKING. BOURNE.
Okay, I'm done.
EDIT: Or Snake. 'Cause Snake's pretty damned good, normal looking, and can take out walking nuclear tanks. Awesome.
