Which game character you want as your bodyguard?

[Dfskelleton]

HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED ALMA?

She would fuck shit up!

I see what you did there.
Wait, creepy little girl alma, corpse adult alma, or trying to be sexy adult alma?
Either way, she still turns air into explosions so...

OT: I would use either:
Big Daddy: his drill would make people run away alone.
Doomguy: He blew up hell, so I don't think anything else will be a problem.
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!
Pyramid Head: Yeah, you're screwed (see what I did there?)

 

[Evilsanta]

Hmmm...I guees a Necron Lord from WH40K.

Or Bayonetta. She punched a god across the solar system into the fucking SUN. Need i say more?

And not that i hade any chance with her anyways...

 

[Jackhorse]

Heavy.
He'd eat me out of house and home but I have a mostly bullet proof Russian machine gun god standing behind me all day. I don't think anyone would even want to try and hurt me.

 

[slipknot4]

My World of Warcraft character: Anisia. [http://www.figureprints.com/Image.ashx?id=1827883&a=1&v=17]
Seriously... I've seen the thing commit multiple genocides just because she wanted a hat, A HAT!

 

[soren7550]

Captain John 'Soap' MacTavish.
For one, he can't die. For two, he's more badass than Chuck Norris. For three, he's just so damn cool! X3

 

[ClassicJokester]

I'd probably go with Mordecai, of Borderlands fame.

 

[General BrEeZy]

Sam Fisher.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Elite Commander Dostya from Supreme Commander.
What could possibly beat a giant mech capable of constructing an entire army wherever, whenever you please?

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

PS: Any idea when GSD is coming out in Australia?

According to Wikipedia: 2 December 2010 ... even sooner then in Europe (10 December)

 

[TheMigrantSoldier]

Duke Nukem, Kratos and Scorpion. But if you can't get that, get Charon from Fallout 3.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The Major from Ghost in the Shell. She's been a couple of games so she totally qualifies.

 

[Jamous]

...No-one's said any of the various ninjas throughout games. I can't decide which though. I'd like one from a crazy awesome stealth game. *goes to look at game collection*

 

[Koroviev]

My lady Shepard. Easy on the eyes, yet brutal B]

 

[KaosuHamoni]

The Boss.

/thread

 

[Warped_Ghost]

Any female from a JRPG with the "AIDS perk"

 

[BlackStar42]

Fawkes from Fallout 3. He took a MIRV to the face like it was nothing (hehehe...) and he has a Gatling Laser. I think these assassins are fucked.

 

[Grey_Focks]

...am I really the first to say him? Okay, that's fine. Master Chief.

 

[(whitty name here)]

Samus Aran. She makes the most miltaristic, radical group in the galaxy shit bricks when she's even in the same solar system, kills giant robots, aliens, etc, has multiple visors such as thermal and x-ray, so stealth goes out the window, can freeze, incinerate,electrocute anything and anyone with unlimited ammo, and has her own space ship.

What's not to like?

 

[Eijarel]

Ramirez!! protect me take back burger town and defeat all the soviets with knife!!

 

[MirrorSweep]

Link, just to have him follow me around for the longest awkward silence in history.
Might havta kick him in the balls, lets see him remain mute now.