Which game character you want as your bodyguard?

[Spawny0908]

Either John Marston (I can't believe no one else has said him yet!! SINNERS!!) or Ezio (but he's been done to death)

"Also no if you thinking about hiring a sexy character thinking he/she will "sleep" with you as in sharing your bed, it ain't happening."~ GODDAMNIT!!! There's NO chance? Not one? I find both sexy *I'm female BTW*... Sure John's married but what Abigail doesn't know won't hurt her!!!

 

[scorptatious]

Wrex from Mass Effect. Being a big muscular Krogan who also has access to biotics, I'd say he would make a pretty good bodyguard.

 

[CleverCover]

Any one of my designed Shepards.

I can walk blindfolded into danger and not be afraid...well completely.

Biotic!Shepard will make a barrier. Or toss enemies like rag dolls.
Vanguard!Shepard can charge at any enemy that appears in front of me at any moment.
Engineer!Shepard can make a drone to attack the bastards while sending a fire bomb from far away.
Infiltrator!Shepard can snipe the enemy from any distance.

I'm in good hands.

If not...please give me Leon from RE4.
I'll hide in the dumpster while he takes out an army of crazed zombie people things and everything's cool.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

One of the Verdugo's from Resi Evil 4. Those dudes were super-badass.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Anybody who can stand being in the same room while I'm pooping. Hey my bathroom isn't very secure!
Seriously though I might go with Zelda (she'll get kidnapped giving me time to run away!)

 

[NPC]

main character from Fable 2 (hopefully played as good)
Yeah, maybe not the coolest character, but they are immortal.

If not that, then Lugia
It's big but if I have a pokeball then it's okay.
Also I could fly to any town I have been to so far as long as it's in the same Region as I currently am in, making travel to work a lot easier.
Even if there aren't Pokemon Centers in the real world, it's established that taking a nap is the same as healing them, or I could go berry picking (10 hp for one berry, just a minute or two on one berry bush and you can get it back to full health)

 

[voetballeeuw]

John Marston. I'm sure he can survive in modern society. If not all my enemies will be tomahawked.

 

[holographicman]

kat 320

shes a supersoldier
her head has a tendency to attract bullets
and she got a nice assets

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Gaara of the Funk.

 

[Valredwulf]

Vincent Valentine, or someone from Bleach

 

[bulbasaur765]

#063 Abra. It sleeps throughout the whole day and if it senses danger, it will teleport us both out of harm's way.

 

[Tomster595]

Fawkes from Fallout 3. The guy is nearly invincible!

 

[Optimystic]

Bayonetta >:-D

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Duke Nukem.

Are you sure "Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but I'm all out of gum." Won't get old?

Ezio, he's one tough mo-fo, and an epic assassin.


And they want to kill me because I am in possession of the goverments new Solanum virus.

 

[Mr.Amakir]

Gordon Freeman. He would run around and kill my enemies with a crowbar.

 

[CorruptCor3]

Wesker. Anybody who can turn sunglasses into deadly weapons is badass enough for me. Plus, he has a leather trench.

 

[Paksenarrion]

HEY, LISTEN

seriously...that is enough to kill a god...

I was about to post some sort of uber-masculine video character, but you speak the truth.

NAVI

 

[slightly evil]

Fawkes from Fallout 3. The guy is nearly invincible!

Dogmeat from Fallout 3 because he IS invincible
seriously, I pushed him onto a pile of over 50 frag mines and fired a missile, he lived.

 

[CrustyOatmeal]

Well, if New Vegas is any indication, I'd take Boon. I mean all I do now is walk around the wasteland looting headless corpses ! And that is just his default hunting rifle, I'm a bit afraid to give him that .50cal I bought.
So yeah, he's awesome.

I gave him This Machine and .308 JSP's. Deathclaws die very quickly.

OT: Pre-infestation Kerrigan. A hot psychic commando? Hell. Yes.

screw that, i would take post-infested kerrigan. you get kerrigan with all of her powers plus you get the might of the swarm at you back. you could ride an ultralisk everywhere!