Which game character you want as your bodyguard?

[-Ulven-]

I woudl go with Ezio, or maybe even Big Boss (Snake from MGS3). Or an Asari Commando.

Srsly, an Asari Commando would kill everything I pointed at with her biotics aaaw yeah.

 

[krugerrand123]

Fawkes from fallout 3, he decimates everything

 

[Raineheart]

I'd pick Daredevil.

That way I could park in all the handicap spots.

 

[SideSlyGuy]

I'd have to take Link, preferably an Adult Link. Entirely because he seems like the kinda guy who'll protect ya, because your his friend, not because hes being payed. Besides, hes always got a wallet full of 500 Rupies that he'll never spend on anything, unless the plot demands it.

 

[dragonslayer32]

Wolverine, yes that counts, he was in a game...

 

[Baldry]

Solid Snake. Lets face it, he kicks ass.

 

[Teeth Kicker]

I'm at a stand-still between either "Mewtwo" or "Lavos." But see, anytime I would need to summon Lavos, the world would just end.

Or I guess if all else, Asteroth from Soul Calibur. I mean is anyone seriously going to even want to get within 50 yards of you when he's just chillin on that axe?

 

[TheLiham]

Pyramid Heads

 

[Ranorak]

Samus Aran.

Hands down.

 

[Leemaster777]

Lets see, who would make a good bodyguard?

-Must be tough
-Must be someone who won't annoy me (since they're going to be hanging around me all day)
-Can't be frikin huge
-Should be funny
-Someone who likes video games and anime is a plus

I know the perfect candidate!

To be honest, if it wasn't for the whole "you don't have a chance, it isn't happening" thing, I would have gone with Chun Li.

 

[MagicNein]

I am also surprised at how long it took for Ezio Auditore to pop up. He was the first person I thought of. Not Altair, because he has crappier, non-Leonardo weapons and he's a miserable bastard. Ezio is great as both an assassin and plough-through-everyone-and-everything-with-a-giant-axe guy, and I imagine that if I were ever bored, I could at least strike up a fun conversation with Ezio. Hell, he's the type of person who you could have a half-hour long discussion with that's comprised entirely of innuendos. My kinda bodyguard.

Imagine teaching him about "That's what she said".

 

[finecrazydud]

etzio (probly spelled wrong the guy from assassin creeds 2) because to kill an assassin you must think like an assassin.

 

[Dr. Paine]

Lets see, who would make a good bodyguard?

-Must be tough
-Must be someone who won't annoy me (since they're going to be hanging around me all day)
-Can't be frikin huge
-Should be funny
-Someone who likes video games and anime is a plus

I know the perfect candidate!

Or...

(Well, okay, the anime thing may not happen, but they can learn.)

.. and the thought of Legion discovering anime will now haunt my nightmares forever. Thank you.

 

[ryanxm]

my fallout 3 character because he is silent and maxed out in EVERY skill so there is no chance of my death

and lets say that he can talk thats ok his charisma and inteligence are 10! he'll be fun to talk to

 

[duchaked]

Ezio Auditore. For 3 reasons.
1: He has that eagle vision. Any hostile people would be red.
2: He's a good fighter, and imagine if he got modern weapons.
3: He's master of the Assassins, so there's a whole group of bodygaurds right there. And once again, they all are good fighters, and imagine if they had modern weapons.

I bet he makes some mad ravioli too

 

[kouriichi]

Ayane from Dead or Alive.

If i have to have a bodyguard with me almost 24/7, she might as well have an amazing body, and poor jiggle physics. ((if you catch me drift))

Dont judge me. Shes more then eye candy! Shes an amazing fighter. And great at volleyball. And i like volleyball!

 

[AlwaystheUnlucky]

Thunder God Cid from Final Fantasy Tactics. They don't call him thunder god for his bowels.

 

[Death God]

HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED ALMA?

She would fuck shit up!

She would but you'd have to put up with her doing her weird... ghosty crap all the time and that'd be damn annoying.

OT: A big, old Pyramid Head. Come on, he can't hurt me so why not have him. Even if someone was foolish enough to not be scared of it, they would be dead long before they reached me.

 

[Canid117]

Well assuming he wont kill me

Who's going to try and fuck with me when they have to deal with Kratos?

 

[TheRobotandtheBeast]

Sam Fisher, i'm safe and everything dies real quiet like.