Which is your favorite video game weapon?
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A toothpick! I need no weapon superior to it... if we were joking XD.
I guess I really liked the shishkebab from Fallout 3. That thing was fun as hell to use.
I guess I really liked the shishkebab from Fallout 3. That thing was fun as hell to use.
The Rail Driver: A weapon with an infrared scope that shoots depleted uranium slugs through anything. Its an instant-kill weapon that lets you snipe people through walls.
Try hiding from that.
Try hiding from that.
I don't need to have used the weapon to tell you. I don't even need to have played the game to tell you. I don't even need to have owned any of the consoles it was released on to tell you.
Its a weapon from a simple period in gaming history. A time when games were decent, albeit most shooters were similar. A time when developers weren't afraid to through something new out there, even if it bombed.
The game? PainKiller. The Gun? (Well this is embarassing, seeing as I don't know the name of this gun. But I know its epic. How? I hear you ask. Simple, it shoots Shurikens and Lightening. That. Is. Epic. That my friend, is the definition of epic.
I will give you a minute for that to sink in.
Its a weapon from a simple period in gaming history. A time when games were decent, albeit most shooters were similar. A time when developers weren't afraid to through something new out there, even if it bombed.
The game? PainKiller. The Gun? (Well this is embarassing, seeing as I don't know the name of this gun. But I know its epic. How? I hear you ask. Simple, it shoots Shurikens and Lightening. That. Is. Epic. That my friend, is the definition of epic.
I will give you a minute for that to sink in.
Crawler grenades from Prey. It's alive!
My hand is great too. It makes people attack others without warning.
My hand is great too. It makes people attack others without warning.
Shut up, bee-otch (Hyuk hyuk)! MY hand fires masses of irradiated matzo bread in the shape of giant, round titties that explode and can light rocks on fire, not unlike Ted Nugent. The secondary fire mode shoots both shuriken AND lightning a the same fucking time. Your pussy apendages flee in terror of my cleavage-cannon!Blair Bennett said:
I absolutely love the search button. Can never get enough of finding if a thread has been done just days before, nay seconds before. Okay I'm done with that it doesn't matter anyway. Probably my telekinetic hand in Bioshock, or the Fat Man from Fallout 3.
Oh God, no! It's as if it's precipitating bosoms!! But surely, you will cower in fear at the sight of my not-so-pussy apendage: little did you know, when you started firing those tit-shaped masses of bread at me, that I have the ability to release a swarm of obnoxious, high-pitched, whiny prepubescents out of my hands. Said prepubescents are now proceeding to whine and ***** at you over either XBL/PSN/whatever the fuck the Wii calls online (seriously, we need to find a name for this thing)! Also, though I may not be able to fire masses of bread out of my hands, I also possess the ability to obscenely mock your mother (Oh God, what have we done?) over the phone. Now FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE!!steveo_justice said:
