Which obscure gods hate YOU?

[bossfight1]

Yesterday my car got stuck in the mud. When I was towed out, the cover on the front bumper became loose. I went to the auto repair shop today, made an appointment, went to my car to leave.

It was stuck in the mud again.

I can safely say that the God of Mud hates me.

Is there a god of coffee tables that hates your shins? A god of those really tough stains when you're washing dishes?

 

[old account]

The Great God Cthulhu hates all!

 

[No-Superman10]

The God of Free Time: I seem to have none these days.

 

[Dorian]

Dionysus.

He's just mad because I refuse to partake in his realms of influence.

The whiny *****.

Oh sweet merciful god I unknowingly made a pun.
WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!

 

[Atticus89]

Harold, the God of Nice Clothing, and the Nameless Goddess of Money.

Most of my clothes are starting to get a bit ragged and have small holes but I don't have the money to buy some new ones.

(I added the names because why not?)

 

[Ranorak]

The God of Agenda,
My girlfriend and I can't seem to find a moment together.

 

[InsaneOne10]

The God of Random Events in Games seems to rarely be on my side.

 

[Athol]

The Nameless Goddess of Money.

Yeah, she's a right *****.

 

[Cpt Corallis]

The lady isn't too fond of me. I'm not sure why, I mean i try not to say her name....

 

[Alrocsmash]

The God of "I am your customer, do everything I say". Being a sales manager sucks sometimes.

 

[kasperbbs]

The god of luck has forsaken me, seriously, nothing good ever happens to me.

 

[hurfdurp]

Printmaking god must hate me as it created polyester litho plates.

 

[Espsychologist]

There is a god of doorframes and floor moulding. I know this because I have broken some of my smaller toes by accidentally smashing my foot into them at least a few times.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

All of these gods [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/2755-Discount-Deities] hate me with a passion.

I won't join a cult though.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

The God of screen doors, making them look invisible, so I run into them, and fall right on my ass.

 

[Woodsey]

The God of Light Breezes.

I walked for half an hour in one direction today, with the breeze blowing directly in my face the entire time. When I walked back, IT WAS GOING AGAINST ME AGAIN.

It wouldn't really be an issue, only my hair is now just about long enough that if it stands on end it looks like I have bed hair, so I was having to style on the fly every 5 bloody seconds.

 

[Syndef]

I took some sand from a Hawaiian beach once. That probably pissed off at least one of the local gods.

 

[Evil Moo]

The gods of frictional consistency and irregular stair placement seem to dislike me.

If it isn't a random patch of unnaturally slippery floor, it's going to be a step that's slightly higher up than I anticipate, thus tripping me up...