Which obscure gods hate YOU?

[sofaspud]

Burntbredicus doesn't like me. My toast is always too light, or, blacker than the pits of the abyss and threatening to set off the smoke alarm.

 

[barbzilla]

After the drinking I did last night I think Dionysis hates me!

 

[jhlip]

The God of Printers hates me. Every time I need to print something important, I get printer error, out of ink or some other bullshit. CURSE YOU PRINTER GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hardband]

The god of dice DESPISES me!

 

[Anarchemitis]

Mormon Jesus. He doesn't like a lot of people.

 

[Jacking]

Whichever God has authority of public transport. Buses are always so darn late.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

The Dice Gods and the RNG have always been fickle beings, but they seem to forsake me quite often. I don't know how I've offended them, but apparently they won't give me too many good rolls.

 

[Coraxian]

Bilious, the Oh God of Hangovers often messes up my weekends....

 

[wolf thing]

The Great God Cthulhu hates all!

well he kind of loves us seeing as he is going to eat us when he wakes.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

The almighty Gods of Irony have been out to get me all my life.

They may hate me, but at least their wrath is comedic.

 

[Byere]

I'd have to say that for me, it's the Benjee, God of cool air. While there has been a nice bit of sun the last few days here in my part of England, it's been too damned hot for my liking.

Dammit Benjee, do your job!

 

[savandicus]

Any of the elder Gods kinda have it out for me (and the rest of humanity). One day i'll get my revenge though, that'll show them for their unrelenting irrational hatred.

 

[Something Amyss]

The God of Awkward Silence.

...

...

...See?

 

[Harry Mason]

The Dice Gods. They do exist, and anyone who tells you otherwise it wrong.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

The god of sleep and the god of productivity hate me with a passion.

 

[lumpenprole]

Digestitus, the god of good digestion, seemed to take issue with me last week. I was a couple thousand miles from home, on tour with my band, and puking up everything I ate for no good reason.

Next time, I'll make the proper sacrifices and burn down every fast food place I even come near.

 

[Gabanuka]

God of the crush that will never happen and is known by everyone but the girl. HOW I HATE HIM!

 

[The_ModeRazor]

The god of Social Acceptance.
See? You don't accept me!
*trollface*

 

[Marik Bentusi]

God of Hiding-Things-Too-Well.

God of Sloth tho says I'll surpass him one day if I stop training.

 

[The Apothecarry]

The Machine Spirits have hated me since 8th grade. I'm on my 7th cell phone.

Lady Luck seems to hate my D&D characters when I try to attack things. I almost always roll one short of my target's AC and I only roll 20s for skill checks.