Which obscure gods hate YOU?

[Xaio30]

The great divine of daring. I'm too safe-going these days.

 

[Puzzlenaut]

Whatever crazy god the WBC believe in.

 

[jawakiller]

The god of awesome hates me... I took his job.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

The God of Critical Hits in TF2.

Chance of getting a critical hit are, say, 10%.

Chance of me scoring a critical hit: 2%
Chance of me scoring a critical hit when I'm not aiming at anyone: 65%
Chance of me being killed by a critical hit: 88%

I shit you not, it's goddamn always is a critical hit.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Is there a god of coffee tables that hates your shins? A god of those really tough stains when you're washing dishes?

I'm not sure if any gods Hate me, but... hmmm... well, I've never done anything for Zeus, whereas I'm all about his hot sister (Aphrodite, not the other one), so I'd guess he's not too fond.

Also, Osiris wants to eat my brains.

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

I think a previous reincarnation of mine must have pissed off several gods and goddess' of different cultures that represent luck, sexuality, love, and magnetism. But at least my previous reincarnation had good dealings with... um... nevermind.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

Erida-the goddess of hate.

But I am kind of fine with that.

 

[Raikov]

God of crappy timing.

I mean come on. Not now, please?

 

[MrJKapowey]

The god of 'second-long-internet-cutouts' hates me. Half way through at least one match in ten on MW2 or any other game, XBL cuts out for no reason. By the time I have turned my XBOX off because of the screen freezing, and then back on again...

XBL lives!

 

[Pontus Hashis]

The godess of making cute girls lesbians really likes to fuck with me... in a bad way.

 

[Berserker119]

Wayne Rooney. I don't know why, but he really, really hates me.

 

[Dumori]

The twin goddesses of melodrama and conflict gravity.

Everyone around me seems to bicker like Greek tragedians (minus the incest, mutilation, and murder, thank goodness) and as if by magic I'm drawn into the squabble simply by occupying nearby space. (Not necessarily adjacent space, mind.) I also seem to have the equally magical ability to be simultaneously unrelated to, the cause of, solution to, and adviser for every single one of these conflicts without having said a word or made eye contact.

It's a blessing and a curse.
...and I'm aware of the irony.

Good sir you should go in to politics having every one need you in many ways would likely be a huge boon.

As for me the god of migraines loves me having blessed me with regular visitions for an year and a third. Every 2-3 days seems to be the average. Though not many divine beings seem to hate me. I just seem to have the attentions of many.

 

[Alex Cowan]

Anoia, the goddess of stuck drawers and dysfunctional cooking utensils.

Cookie for reference.

 

[The Funslinger]

The lady isn't too fond of me. I'm not sure why, I mean i try not to say her name....

Discwooooorld!!!!

For me it would be the God of prediction. Though we seem to have a strange understanding where if I see some possible way a situation could turn bad before it happens, that doesn't happen. Although I've probably put that in danger by wording it. Meh, I always get blindsighted by something I didn't think of anyway.

Anoia, the goddess of stuck drawers and dysfunctional cooking utensils.

Cookie for reference.

Also discworld!

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

The Great God Cthulhu hates all!

Cthulu hates nothing, for your ways are unknowable to him, and he is as far above you as you are above the insects. How could he hate something so piteous?

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

All I can tell you is that it's not Sheogorrath. I seem to have a vast overabundance of crazy at the moment.

Maybe I did something to upset Jygalag?

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

Bupkiss, the Pagan god of getting nothing done in your free time.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

The God of Getting Laid hates my fucking guts.

 

[Nouw]

Slaanesh.

It'd make life a lot easier if he just fucked off!

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Probably some hippie God.. or a.. I really don't know what God that would hate me.
.. Maybe the God of... F**k It?.. Hell.. My money is on a Old World God.