Which obscure gods hate YOU?

[MadManV27]

the God of Helping People Focus on Extremely Important Exams Rather Then Spending Time Watching TV and I dont get on well

 

[headphonegirl]

The god of time, making my work day go terribly slow, and my weekend go fast.

 

[ScoopMeister]

The God of Laptops. This thing keeps crashing FOR NO BLOODY REASON!

 

[General Ken8]

The god of hip injuries and the god of awkward conversations have taken a liking to me, but the god of first person shooters hates me, I'm terrible at just about all first person shooters

 

[krugerrand123]

the god of fun hates me, he seems to put me n situations where I want to have fun, but never do.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

The gods of great credit and money.

 

[Ultress]

The God of making me give a damn a bout studying and Chenrobog because I like Alice better

 

[kittii-chan 300]

the god of making al around me morbid and depressing

 

[Zaverexus]

Actually I'm pretty sure the regular old God dislikes me, but more to the OT:

The God of Things Going Smoothly smites me with at least one complication for every action I take.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

Mormon Jesus. He doesn't like a lot of people.

How is Mormon Jesus different from any other Christian Jesus?

 

[katsumoto03]

Dionysus.

He's just mad because I refuse to partake in his realms of influence.

The whiny *****.

Oh sweet merciful god I unknowingly made a pun.
WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!

OT: The god of taking internet arguments way too fucking seriously has sent someone to punish me for my opinions...

 

[Anarchemitis]

Mormon Jesus. He doesn't like a lot of people.

How is Mormon Jesus different from any other Christian Jesus?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD7vKmglHMc

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

Mormon Jesus. He doesn't like a lot of people.

How is Mormon Jesus different from any other Christian Jesus?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD7vKmglHMc

Yeah, that really doesn't answer the question, though it is silly.

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

Well, Pazuzu seems to want to torment me via internet videos, the prick...

In all seriousness, the God of Procrastination seems to waylay me at every single opportunity.

 

[hypermage]

Having been repeated subjected to over 130 dB of sound pressure in past week, I'm reasonably confident the Gods of Hearing and Pain have teamed up to get me. Also, the God of British Transport really has it in for the whole of South England. Outside the trains don't run on time around here.

 

[Sir_Auron_the_Badass]

Not exactly obscure, but Aphrodite seems to have a thing for screwing with my life, and not in the good way.

In terms of obscure gods/goddesses only, those of social lives and sleep also like to shit on my life.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Mormon Jesus. He doesn't like a lot of people.

How is Mormon Jesus different from any other Christian Jesus?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD7vKmglHMc

Yeah, that really doesn't answer the question, though it is silly.

See now you're taking a silly answer and giving it a silly question.

 

[Communist partisan]

The god of life, bothering me since birth, haha.

 

[kickyourass]

Given the life style I've lead, it wouldn't surprise me if I've gotten all of them mad at me at one point or another.

 

[Stalk3rchief]

The Great and Mighty God of CONFIDENCE! -cue thunder-

No matter what, when I'm around people I don't know, male, female, old, young, no matter what they are it's a guarantee that I'll lock up. I'm just no good with my fellow man, unless I've known them for a few years.