Which obscure gods hate YOU?

[Hisshiss]

The god of bite the shit out of you while you sleep bugs seems to have a personal grudge against me.

 

[kidigus]

How 'bout the god of the education system? I love astronomy, but I can't take a class on it 'till my senior year.

 

[LordLundar]

The god of random occurrences seems to get great joy out of screwing me over, both in games and out.

 

[Sonder Saunters]

The God of Employment seems to have something against a lot of people, considering North America's unemployment rate AMIRIGHT, PEOPLE?

 

[II2]

Choronzon

Thelemic Demon of Dispersion, 16th century

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The Dice Gods and the RNG have always been fickle beings, but they seem to forsake me quite often. I don't know how I've offended them, but apparently they won't give me too many good rolls.

The Dice Gods. They do exist, and anyone who tells you otherwise it wrong.

A pity. They have oft consented to smile upon me, even blessing my two fist sized d20s with natural 20's on both of their respective christening rolls. I do not know exactly what I done to receive such unusual favor, but if you wish to emulate my past actions in pursuit of the same, I would suggest earnestly taking up DM/GM/Storytelling for at least 20 years, buying and hording hundreds of polyhedrons and hardcover RPG books and supplements to tithe to your local hobby shrine over which the Dice Lords cast their dominion.

Good luck to ye.

Please assume the above was enunciated in the ringing syllables booming from the throat of the one and only Dr. Byron Orpheus