Which Pokemon Would You Eat?

[socialmenace42]

maybe also a macargo if i was french

You would need an asbestos toungue and throat to eat a macargo, that just sounds excrutiating.

 

[Shoto Koto]

Speaking of slowpoke, I would probably just suck on its tail forever.

Nothing phallic there, at all...

No more so then a lolly pop or a candy cane. Which according to the games is what a slowpoke tail tastes like. Also, no need to try to add undertones to innocent posts.

Dude, chill out, I'm just teasing you.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Charazard, just for shits and giggles