Which Pokemon Would You Eat?

[asam92]

Farfetch'd.

He a duck, after all.

A duck with some leek in it's wing. Sounds like a nice dish. Leek and Duck Soup.

Obvious ones like, Pidgey cuz that's basically pigeon, Squirtle is just Turtle, Miltank, Taurus and Mareep. Poliwhirl is supposedly a frog cuz poliwag is a tadpole pokemon.
And for those cannibals out there, we have Jynx and Mr Mime, maybe even a Kadabra.
I am sure there is others, I wonder what a Gyarados or Dragonnite would taste like?

 

[siebje]

I'd go for Mareep, I hear sheep is good, but never tried it yet.

Mareep shoarma <3
And then with a side dish of Qwilfish sushi. Better have an excellent chef prepare it, or it will be lethal

 

[Snowpact]

Pikachu! Because he's full of electrolytes!

Na, I think I go for Ditto. Why? Because he reminds me of pudding.

Oh, sweet sweet pudding...

 

[Guffe]

I'd go for Mareep, I hear sheep is good, but never tried it yet.

Mareep shoarma <3
And then with a side dish of Qwilfish sushi. Better have an excellent chef prepare it, or it will be lethal

Sounds like a plan!! You think we could get potatoes out of some pokemon? Diglet perhaps? with onion rings made out of bulbasaur!!!

 

[Lemon Of Life]

Farfetch'd.

He comes with his own seasoning!

 

[siebje]

I'd go for Mareep, I hear sheep is good, but never tried it yet.

Mareep shoarma <3
And then with a side dish of Qwilfish sushi. Better have an excellent chef prepare it, or it will be lethal

Sounds like a plan!! You think we could get potatoes out of some pokemon? Diglet perhaps? with onion rings made out of bulbasaur!!!

Potatoes are hard to come by I think. Prolly easier to make some Bayleef salad with Politoed legs and Swinub ribs.

 

[Nazz3]

The crab pokemon.

 

[interspark]

I'd probably eat one of the more obscure ones, like Onyx, just to be an asshole. Wanna eat Onyx with me, you know you do, Bulbasaur you try and deny it.

no thanks, i value my teeth

 

[interspark]

Of course, these are on the menu:

*GASP*!! Magikarp Taiyaki!!!

 

[interspark]

MISSINGNO. Practically no calories!

yknow, seeing the effect he has on save files, arent you a bit concerened as to what eating him might do?

"life was erased due to corruption or damage... the game can be played"

 

[delanofilms]

Oddish soup, served in a hollowed out Koffing shell.

eating out of a koffing??? are you sure youd survive? they dont call the, "poison types" for nothing you know

Well Ekans are poison type, and you can eat snake.
Either way, I'm borderline vegetarian as it is (only poultry, and venison if I kill it) for humanitarian reasons. Can't stand the way meat animals are raised in this country. And if every creature on the planet were 100% undeniably sentient and capable of emotion I would sooner die. Besides, I already love the taste of tofu.

Begin the anti-vegetarianism hate!

Miltank might taste good.

And it will be good revenge!

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oh for cryin out loud! just use a female fighting type! it aint rocket science!

I love how everyone knows exactly what's meant when grievances are raised against Miltank. I had a female Riolu, which made life a lot easier.[/quote]
I actually never had any problems with miltank. I always had a geodude raised guite high from bug and flying gyms, so it was never too hard.
Although I wonder what Tauros taste like? Goodness knows they are the least sentient and intelligent pokemon.('cept maybe for Rhyhorn before they evolve)

 

[delanofilms]

Farfetch'd.

He comes with his own seasoning!

Despite the horror, that made me laugh.
Hard.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Farfetch'd.

He a duck, after all.

A duck with some leek in it's wing. Sounds like a nice dish. Leek and Duck Soup.

Obvious ones like, Pidgey cuz that's basically pigeon, Squirtle is just Turtle, Miltank, Taurus and Mareep. Poliwhirl is supposedly a frog cuz poliwag is a tadpole pokemon.
And for those cannibals out there, we have Jynx and Mr Mime, maybe even a Kadabra.
I am sure there is others, I wonder what a Gyarados or Dragonnite would taste like?

Good choices. Though I must point out that we wouldn't get close enough to Gyarados to kill him. That is one badass Pokemon with an unstoppable temper.

 

[Shadowfaze]

Lightly grilled goldeen, Krabby cakes, Tauros Wellington, and Quilfish sashimi. Delicious, yes?

 

[person427]

Caterpies, Spiniraks, and Wurmples.

 

[Guffe]

I'd go for Mareep, I hear sheep is good, but never tried it yet.

Mareep shoarma <3
And then with a side dish of Qwilfish sushi. Better have an excellent chef prepare it, or it will be lethal

Sounds like a plan!! You think we could get potatoes out of some pokemon? Diglet perhaps? with onion rings made out of bulbasaur!!!

Potatoes are hard to come by I think. Prolly easier to make some Bayleef salad with Politoed legs and Swinub ribs.

That's just fine with me!! Also Ditto pudding for dessert?

 

[Terminate421]

Hopefully none. But because Im insane, Magikarp

As insane as eating... FISH! My god, thats only like 90% of the planet that does that! If you were insane you would have said Geodude or Electrode.

However, now I feel that you may have been sarcastic... so consider this me covering my bases.

When I meant by insane, it'd be hard for me to accept eating a creature with about half the intelligence and reasoning as a human being, as well as having super powers.

It'd be hard to accept doing it on paper, but I'd eat fish, as well as meat with no trouble.

 

[siebje]

Bayleef salad with Politoed legs and Swinub ribs with onion rings made out of bulbasaur.

Mareep shoarma with a side dish of Qwilfish sushi.

Ditto pudding for dessert?

I think we've got ourselves a Pokemon dinner