Which Pokemon Would You Eat?

[Chaosthief]

Miltank might taste good.

And it will be good revenge!

Could this possibly be a reference to a gym battle that was annoying as hell? Or is that just me...

Clam... thing

Shelder. Im in the mood for seafood right now, seeing how I love in the middle of the desert.

It is indeed. =P I never personally had problems with that battle, but it seems a lot of other people did.
...now the Clair battle, on the other hand, that was bad imo. Had to catch a Jynx and train it up.

As for my dish of choice... I get the feeling it might be toxic and/or hallucinogenic, but Dunsparce.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Moltres. Fried chicken, seared in it's own juices. Finger licking good.

That, or I don't eat a Pokemon and opt to eat a Calumon. Just in case that one guy posts here. Him and his multiple personality disorder.

 

[Sacman]

Kirlia and Gardevoir.

... heh. See what I did there? Do ya? DO YA?!

hey hey, dirty furry innuendos...

 

[drdamo]

Call me Ahab but i'm going for Wailmer!

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

It would probably taste horrible, but I'd like to give the chef a challenge. Just to see what his plan is for preparing it.................
Porygon

Can't. It's illegal to sell Porygon after the whole epilepsy thing. Damn, they were so gosh darned fruity. Like a boiled sweet.

OT: Magikarp and chips with batter on the side drizzled with a bit of Pika sauce. Fattening but tasty.

 

[Aethren]

Why do people keep suggesting fire types cooked in fire? They're Fire, their meat is immune to their own flame. Geez people.

Oh, and braised Farfetch'd with an orange-honey glaze, slicing the leek after boiling it in the leftover glaze and mixing with mashed potatoes, and a nice oddish-leaf and bellsprout salad on the side. All washed down with a milktank milkshake.

 

[dbmountain]

slowpoke tails! according to the game they are very sweet-tasting, a delicacy!

 

[cantdoright]

3 words

Kentucky Fried Torchick

thats pokemon's KFC

mmm KFT sounds really good now!

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

I would eat gardeviour ALL NIGHT LONG...
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...but only with ketchup XD

I would actually be interested in eating a sudowudo, just to see the texture(or break my teath XD)

or how about ditto?
it would be like jel-lo mixed with flann XD

 

[Kimarous]

mmmmm.... bacon....

Why settle for a little piggy when you have a boar the size of a mammoth?

 

[C95J]

mmmmm.... bacon....

I have to definitely agree with you there.

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

Obviously Walrein.
It's got enough fat to feed a starving family for weeks on end.

Maybe I'd try to eat one that would be impossible, like Gardevoir or Alakazam.
They're both good...
brain food!

Chansey, I mean look at the meat on that thing!

It even comes wth its own egg.

You are a bad, bad person!

 

[Pegghead]

I'd eat Charzard, he looks pretty fleshy and I can probably get him to roast himself beforehand.

 

[Cowabungaa]

mmmmm.... bacon....

I'd save that for it's final evolution. Somehow I think that it looks like this:

But on fire!!! How awesome is thát? I swear it'll be one of the underrated Pokémon of the new generation.

Anyway, my first choices would be:
- Magikarp
- Miltank
- Tauros
- Combusken
- Pikachu
- Farfetch, even comes with some veggies on the side.
- Chansey

Oh hell too many to name really. Plenty of them sure look tasty.

 

[Robert632]

All of them. Yes, that includes the giant rock snakes.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

...as much as i hate pokemon as a product i don't really have anything against the creatures themselves...i'd likely go after the trainers. Thier the bastards who catch the things and force them to fight each other. If anyone desrves to die it's the trainers. I'd cook them and feed them to their pokemon's

...okay i would have to take a bite out of Pikachu's ass...mabey do him up baby back rib style.

 

[Bill_Stanbrook]

I've never played the game, but I'd say Picachoo (or whatever it's name is) looks like it would make for a tasty roast.

 

[Evil the White]

Magikarp. They already seem to have lots of practice cooking him.

 

[geldonyetich]

I guess Pokemon in general are often based on human animals or plants, so I'd use much the same logic in deciding what I'm going to eat.

On the other hand, it seems a bit whacked to eat any of them considering they apparently demonstrate sentience. Even though there's some Pokemon episodes that suggests Pokemon are eaten. (E.g. they show Magikarp being sold in a fish market, and visit a ranch where Tauros are being raised.)

I'd probably go for some Tropius [http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-dp/357.shtml] fruit. I'm thinking it's a renewable fruit that falls off of it.

Of course, these are on the menu:

 

[Ldude893]

Anything but a Magikarp. A Pokemon episode taught me that.