Which Pokemon Would You Eat?

[Shoggoth2588]

Eggsecute Omlette!!

I would also like to eat some Krabby-meat made into a Krabby-Cake. Miltank steak might be good but Tauros steak might be better. I may even be brave enough to try a gumbo made up of Corphish/ Crawdaunt.

 

[Neo10101]

Tauros or miltank

 

[Fetzenfisch]

i always wondered if everyone in that universe is vegetarian, or which pokemon they are eating.

 

[Browbeat]

Snorlax Steak lasts all Thanksgiving!

 

[Blame]

I bet Ditto could turn into a pretty damn fine bacon sandwich.

 

[Kenbo Slice]

MANKEY!

 

[Kazyan]

Most pokemon are round and thus fatty, which is ick. So: Pidgeot. Nice avian taste, likely economical...it's probably big enough to get bird-steaks, which would taste unique.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

I was wondering when a thread like this would pop up. If you own Diamond or Pearl, just read the books in the library in Canalave City. One tells the story of a man who killed pokemon with a sword to used them as food. It is a hilarious story; he later asks the pokemon why they ran away.

 

[Free Thinker]

Golden-brown Farfetch'd with a side of sautee'd Bellsprouts and some Shellder and Cloyster bisque.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

They're all sentient, even the plant ones, and I'm vegan. I think I'm going to sit this one out.

MISSINGNO. Practically no calories!

Yeah, but it'll increase your chance of prostate cancer by a factor of 99.

Ditto... I could eat like any Pokemon I want.

Cannibalism is more likely.

 

[SilverUchiha]

Gotta eat em all

 

[SD-Fiend]

slowpoke but just the tail

 

[Peteron]

I would have some Corpfish bisque, perhaps with some cut up Oddish for flavoring. Maybe some stir fried Majikarp on the side. Wouldn't mind some Combusken cutlets with some lightly salted Diglett fries. If I am in a Italian mood, some Tangela spaghetti with some Octillery calamari on top, and finish it off with a red sauce made from the blood of Arceus. Not bad eh?

 

[Brad Shepard]

Snorlax, Layers of flavor!

 

[Brad Shepard]

MISSINGNO. Practically no calories!

yea, but the side effects would just be... yea...

 

[Donttazemehbro]

Hopefully none. But because Im insane, Magikarp

agreed

 

[Dexiro]

Maybe a Miltank burger, or some roast Pidgey. Ludicolo looks like a mexican duck, might be interesting ^_^

Not sure what i'd go for veggie-wise. Cacturne looks like he'd be pretty tasty

 

[triggrhappy94]

EDIT: Gotta Eat 'Em All! Poke'mon!