who are you on The Escapist?

[Tuddle]

I am Tuddle.

Hear me speak.

Hello.

Hello Tuddle, I see you got a better avatar since the last time we met.

Hello Blatherscythe, I see you have quoted me.

 

[The Bum]

I'm the new guy.

Welcome, new guy! Enjoy your time with us. Keep your arms and legs inside the forums at all times, and please don't feed the trolls.

I'm the guy who, about an hour after joining a thread, quotes someone, then launches into a whole new post, pretending that my previous post didn't really exist.
I tend to avoid the usual endlessly repeating forum arguments, except for telling stupidly obstinate people on either side that they're being stupidly obstinate. I also have a habit of attempting to work awful jokes into my posts somewhere along the line, but I'm not going to do that here. Unless the previous statement counts as some kind of meta-joke?

And stay out of the basement the bad thing lives there. HE WILL EAT YOOOUUU!!!

 

[micky]

umm i made a pretty good thread one, any one remember? no? ok..

 

[Kud]

I am Ash, I am probably not as well known as I like to think I am and I sometimes fix people's avatars when they don't ask me to.

I like to hear people thanking me and I am yet to get my revenge on Greyfox.

Thats about all there is about me to know.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm the guy that makes avatars for everyone, sometimes for little to no thanks

I need to talk to you sometime.

OT: I'm the kind of guy who roams the recent threads when he's bored, participates in almost every poll he can relate to and posts at least three times a day. I make threads when I feel like it but I'm really just here to watch funny videos and leave comments.

 

[mrhappyface]

The insane thread maker. Have made over 1000 threads.

 

[The Bum]

If I told you, I would have to kill you.

But I'll most likely kill you anyway since in my new world order, you question things.

And we can't have that...

now then i most certanly can't have a uspurer on the loose reconsider your professtion sir\


OR ELSE

 

[AWDMANOUT]

I'm the guy that's not you and isn't the other guy but is the other guy behind that one guy at the place with that one thing with those people.

You know what I'm talkin about.

 

[spinFX]

I'm the guy who reports posts for being useless, racist, insulting, and for failing to use the search bar blatantly. I try to contribute to worthy topics. And I lurk.

Check out my join date and post count: I don't spam and I don't like spammers.

 

[Neonbob]

I'm just some guy, you know?
/old Hitchhiker's joke
Honestly, I have no idea who I am. Well, other than "that guy who hates whales." I just show up here whenever I manage to wake up in the morning, and as long as my computer is on, I'm on the site. Either looking through the Off-Topic board to see if something catches my attention, or messing around in Forum Games until my fingers decide to gang up and seize control of my arms and make me slap myself into a state of derangement.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I'm still kind of new. I post on forums, and invest way too much effort into the wording and flow of ideas in my posts. And... I'm Da snakeman, a username that I chose for my Xbox Live Gamertag a couple years ago, and have since decided to use for all my internet activities, no matter how stupid or juvenile that name may be.

 

[Idlemessiah]

I'm the guy who's so lazy he can barely summon the will to post. As evidenced by my post count against the time I've spent here.

 

[Skorpyo]

I am the sincere participant, eager to jump a good thread, but cautious to not reveal my psychotic nature within and receive divine judgment(from the admins).

 

[chaos order]

lol i hide in the shadows even though i do not want to. Whenever i want express an opinion i either feel like my point will be flamed or wont come across as smart as it did in my head cause i forget how eloquently a stated it in my head. In addition im one of those ppl who dont like to offend i gotta be everyone's friend so i try as hard as i can to state my opinion as an opinion and not use strong words to back up my points, which also makes me look stupid when i try to point sht out. also i fear grammer nazis

 

[PessimistOwl]

A bad natured good ole firebrand who could take the greenest of rookies and turn them into the fiercest of fighter pilots...

Nah, just a noob who likes to try his best to put people in there place.

And to just have interesting discussions with people.

 

[Hayate_GT]

hi...(nervous shuffle)...my name is Hayate_GT...and i'm a recovering repeated user...of facebook...

i stopped using last yr in august...i tried to quit a few time b4 but i just kept coming back (sniff). i was finally able to not give a shit about who went where and how many pics they have and if other people are "in a relationship" or "it's complicated"

the escapist showed me that the internet is not to be used solely for minding other people's business (and porn) but that there are sites that can bring information about things that matter like if yahtzee really likes videogames at all or why moviebob HATES micheal bay so much (...ok wait we all know that) but my point is...the escapist is my means to escape......facebook...i hate facebook...

plus it awesome...

 

[Amaria]

I am no one in particular, happily hidden in the shadows where no one knew of my existence... Until now, of course. Now that my big, dramatic reveal is complete, I'll go back into my dark corner, where I am most comfortable, and where I can just quietly watch in safety. You'll probably never see me again, and I'm happier that way.


[small]... Ha! I can be poetic! My English teacher would be shocked.[/small]

 

[Just Pman]

Everyone always calls me a newb even though I've been here quite a while. AKA Lurker