who are you on The Escapist?

[Optimus Hagrid]

Nobody. Will occaisonally rant about Valve, won't shut up about his SNES.

 

[zehydra]

who am I? The one no one cares about, that's who I am. Maybe when i have enough posts like Furburt people will care? I dunno, and ultimately, i'm pretty ok with the way things are at the moment anyway.

 

[Dr. Dice Lord]

I come back to watch and re watch favorite series... don't get on the forums too much but they're much better than most I find on the webernets. So I guess I'm a quiet viewer, occasionally answering a poll or thread he finds interesting.

 

[cardboard pirate]

Mostly the lurker looking for comedy

 

[Darth_Dude]

Some random person who loves games. As are you all.

 

[Omega V]

OT: I am Jack. Owner of Calumon.

Calumon: I am Calumon. Owner of Jack! ^^

hmm I`m more inclined to believe Calumon on that one.

Btw Calumon, which season are ya from? its been so long since I`ve seen the show.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

OT: I am Jack. Owner of Calumon.

Calumon: I am Calumon. Owner of Jack! ^^

hmm I`m more inclined to believe Calumon on that one.

Btw Calumon, which season are ya from? its been so long since I`ve seen the show.

Calumon: I'm in the third Season; Digimon Tamers! ^^

Jack: In my opinion, It's the best one!

 

[soilent]

<- that guy.

 

[SextusMaximus]

I'm Sextus,

I suppose I have the Total Warriors group, and the GMOD group.

[a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Total-Warriors"]Total War Group[/a]

...and I like to advertise shamelessly! ('tis legal, for it is within the site).

 

[Toriver]

I like to consider myself the Defender of the Mainstream, an anchor that pulls others' heads down from the clouds or up from the gutter. Or, to pull myself back down from the clouds, 3/4 of the time I just go ignored. I'm also an unwilling thread assassin. Most threads I post in die within only a few posts of mine, if mine isn't the last one. I would watch out for this thread's life now.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I have a hat and magical dice.

 

[Azraellod]

I am Azraellod[footnote]For some reason this is very difficult for people to spell right. The variants I see on and off the site (I use the name everywhere) are rather surprising.[/footnote].

I'm a quiet user who posts infrequently. I used to be a forum gamer, but my recent attempts to get back into forum games failed spectacularly thanks to my getting preoccupied by various other things, so I guess sadly I'm not that anymore.

I'm the one who does things that seem small and irrelevant, but which turn out to be useful. I screen-cap the posts of banned users who have their threads locked[footnote]Whenever I can anyway. 403 errors are annoying.
PM me if you want to see a particular user's post. I've collected a few now, so if you missed one, I might be able to help.[/footnote]. I made a couple of custom avatars for some people, although I do negotiations via pm so most people aren't aware of that[footnote]I'm rather fickle when it comes to this, so I'll only do an avatar if the fancy takes me or I get an idea.[/footnote].

I'm not really much, but I've had an effect on the place, even if it isn't huge. It's enough.

 

[Antiparticle]

(I'm the one on the right)

I'm grumpy, old, I stay in the background, and I think most of the things that go on here are rather stupid, but I still stay because I have nowhere else to go..

 

[stiborge]

I'm Stiborge. I watch videos (Zero Punctuation, Escape to the Movies, and Unskippable every week), read articles (Extra Punctuation and Intermission) and occasionally post shit. Usually nothing special, though.

 

[Uncompetative]

I spend upwards of half an hour on my posts, mainly sourcing appropriate images, only to find the thread has gone stone cold afterward.

Also, I look like a Pirate in real life (see NXE Avatar).

 

[Sewblon]

I liked Psychonauts before I saw Yahtzee's review of it. And I am usually the devil's advocate.

 

[blankedboy]

Me...?
I guess I keep less secrets here, but me.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

'I am become death... Destroyer of Worlds...'

Well, everyone else was doing something like it.

For real? I dunno, I'm just that one guy. I turn up on Wednesdays to watch ZP, and post occasionally... And like 2 people know who I am...