Who are you?

[Duck Sandwich]

I'm a fighter, not a lover.

About a year ago, after graduating high school, I was dismayed. Any time I attempted to make plans to hang out with friends, my plans rarely came to fruition because my friends were either constantly busy, or living out of town. School was the only place where I could meet up with my friends, and I wouldn't be going to college for another year. A year of solitude tends to screw with one's head.

But all was not lost. I took up martial arts training. Outside of work, that was pretty much all I did. I didn't care much about anything else. My friends never called me to hang out, and I didn't (and still don't) have a girlfriend, so it's not like I missed any parties or anything by training on Friday nights. Then again, I'd rather train at my dojo, or work out than party anyways.

In order to improve my overall health and cut weight for a competition, I made countless changes to my diet. Not only did this mean I was eating healthier, but I also taught myself to cook/prepare awesome meals. Not a huge variety of stuff, just enough for me to not get sick of eating the same things over and over. Because of this, I generally don't like eating restaurant food, or any food that's not made by me. This has ended up furthering my status as a loner.

As my strength increased, so did my appetite. I now have the appetite of two men, even when I'm not training. This means I must either train, or go hungry (eat as much as a normal man) in order to prevent myself from turning into a blimp.

So there you have it. I turned to training to fill the hole left by an absence of good friends. But now that I'm going to college and living on residence, the opportunity to hang out with friends is something I'll have. But I'll most likely be too busy training.

Cogito, Ergo Sum Incerto. Unless that comes into play. Bonus points for rough translations.

I think, therefore, I am.

I was me, but now he's gone.

No one but me
can save myself but it's too laaaaaaate
Now I can't think
think why I should even tryyyyyyy

And now my own reference:

I'll be what I am, a solitary man.

 

[DrTrevelyan]

I'm a waste of space. No joke, I'm worthless as a human being and there is not a thing unique or intelligent about me.

 

[systhicsfg]

Its almost one am. I'm to tired for philosophical questions.

I am the degree-less shrink.

i.e. the teen who thinks he gives good advice to his emo friends

jk man no need to reply~

Who am I? Why, I am spartacus of course.

no, I AM SPARTACUS

 

[Kajt]

Hello, my name a' Borat...

Just kidding. Let me think...

I AM ERROR.

 

[darkless]

Hmmm well if I cant tell people on the internet who can I tell!

I've almost been killed twice by some guy who thought I was trying to steal his girlfriend first was the axe then came the cliff, my mother is a verbally abusive alcoholic who act's like a child and hates when she's wrong to a point where she will completely change what she was saying so she was right, my dad is has post traumatic stress syndrome because some scum-bag beat him up when he worked as a bar man he is now afraid of his own shadow and cant go out in crowds which limits family activity.

When I was seventeen a story circulated that I had attempted to rape a 15 year old I had a mental breakdown and locked myself in my room for 6 months only leaving to go school because of that pesky law that says I have to, I got over that story died away I'm in college now studying software development have a girlfriend but spend most of my time in my room at my pc because she lives half an hour away by tram which is dirt cheap but I'm so poor I cant afford it, she cant come here because the path to the tram is uphill and she's in a wheelchair.

I have no self confidence because my grandparents spent most of my child hood telling me I was fat and ugly which at the time was true but you don't say it to a kid.

*Big sigh of relief* Oooooooooooooooh that felt good, I'm sure there's more.

Now i gotta go my girlfriend is coming down so we can go out for dinner I'm 21 today and for the 3rd year in a row my parents have forgotten my birthday.

Jesus.... I hope the next 3 quarters of your life are a bit less traumatic.

Me too man...Me too.

 

[Ren3004]

I'm Batman

 

[Scarecrow38]

It's hard to be deep on a thread asking Who I am. It's a simple question.

I'm a law student.
I'm a uni student.
I'm a gamer( whatever that means... some don't even believe this term should exist)
I use forums to talk about things, hopefully deep intellectual stuff.

I am all of these things and so much more.

 

[ThePirateMan]

The allmighty savior.

Nah, I'm just kidding. Just some geeky 14 year ol' kid.

 

[Wilbot666]

I'm not special. Not at all. But by God I've suffered at the hands of mediocre fools so GODDAMMIT I deserve to be here!

 

[Wolcik]

we are borg

 

[azurawolf]

Who am I? WHO AM I?

Well, I am Megan and I am 21 years old (22 in a couple months). I'm a pirate and a zombie hunter. Oh yea... I rock.

 

[Murlin]

I'm the only logical explanation for humanity's imperfections

and I like mangas or anime

 

[wrecker77]

So fellow escapists, who are you? Obviously gamers but deeper then that. Whats happening/happened in your life thats interesting or makes you special?

Avatar= win.

Well.....I lead a prettey buisy life. That is I dont do much, but I do alot of it.

Trumpet lessons
Jazz band
Guitar practice
Mixed martail arts
Ameture par kor


Not alot, but i do alot of it. Hours at a time. And then regular stuff.

But I always make time for gaming.

Valve oil: $5
Sheet Music: $15
New pic case: $2
Sparing gear: $60
Runnig shoes: $30

Killing 12 year olds on cod 4: priceless.

 

[Wilbot666]

*Beavis voice* Are you threatening me?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I'm the doctor.


Actually, I'm an 18 year old Irishman who's lived in south west england for 13 years, I'm due to start university at Durham in October. I work as a shop assistant in a music store, primarily guitars. I like games, music, mountain biking, kendo, books and my gf. I have the misfortune to look like a scrawnier Solid Snake, which my friends regularly point out. I'm missing a finger and a half on my right hand after a woodcutting accident and have underlying mental health problems.

I'm not much of a gamer really... bugger.

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

the cake is me

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A very bland person, avoided by most people.

 

[ThreeWords]

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You good sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

That's what I was called for expressing my beliefs. I'd like to think he was totally true, but unfortunately, Lenin_117 hasn't met me in real life. That's me on a good day, but sometimes I resemble the Joker on drugs. It all depends on my mood, really.

 

[Sharpeye42]

I am and i was planning to go to Qantum college in Brisbane, Australia but i am having a hard time with my girlfriend.

 

[Blow_Pop]

I have a poem from high school on this topic

Spoiler

I AM


i am a sarcastic female who hates her life.
i see the world as pathetic, ugly, and cold.
i hear what no one else hears or feruses to hear.
i see black roses on top of a freshly dug grave.

i try and pretend to be what people would like me to be.
i feel the weight of the world on my chest.
i touch everything, but nothing at all
i worry that my life will soon be over.

i stand alone in my thoughts.
i am a true individual.
i soar above the rest on silver and black wings of fire.
i stand alone in my feelings and beliefs.

i understand the true meaning of life.
i know what its like to loose friends and family.
i try not to feel the pain of friends who are dead
i try not to think of those i've lost.

i see the world as it truly is.
i understand what most don't.
i see what everyone else sees.
i see what they don't see.

i hear what everyone else hears.
i hear what they don't.
i speak the way they all do.
i speak differently than them.

i am a lost soul who's glass world shattered long ago.
01-06-03
April Marie

ok a word about this one i wrote it in high school as a poem for a class and the teacher almost had a heart attack reading this....he had to sit down to finish it and he was reading it out loud which made it all the much better a noisy classroom completely hushed by the third line.....but i pulled it off the top of my head in 10 minutes and the reason it is i am i think etc that was the format it HAD to be in so i was just following formatting and such

come to think of it, not much of that has changed and I wrote this the week before I turned 18....scary thought now that i'm 24