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Akalistos

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iLikeHippos said:
I find it funny how you named the topic the same my sister named one of her "STOP" signs.
No shit, she really erased the "STOP" part and inserted there with a white text "Who are you?" (Not graffiti style)
We had one near here with a missing S. It was intended for the ladies. :p
iLikeHippos said:
Well, I am your typical 17 year old boy who is exiting his first year in High-school or whatever you call it in Canada. Oh yeah, I am Swedish.
Hi, here how it work here, You start at 5 at "Pre-school" than.
Elemetary school(6 to 12) - High School (12 to 17) - College (Cegep)(17 and up) - University (20 and up)
So, if you just enter High School and you 17 aaaaa... You may be mistaken.
iLikeHippos said:
For now, I am utterly confused at what to become. It's hard to make a decision when you got a lot of talents yet not sure what you truly love and WILL love before you'll grow sick of it.
Ok, so judging by that, your in college. Well, we all been there. I always wanted to do games first, than comic than be a Lawers,a cop. I always thought that if I could always do web comic and be happy no matter what. But a good paying job... i never found my answer. My last decision was to be a psychologist because of how they force me to see one most my life.(Thank USA for making my school afraid of me and putting me in trouble because of your school shooting by the ways). Also, They said in college that the fact that i slept in class might be psychological. I did my first 2 sessions in Human Science - Internationals. or like the students call hit, the purgatory. It got that name because it something that was close to what you get in high school and also open most doors. Perfect for those who didn't know where to go. Human science come with class in psycho and while i didn't payed attention the first time around and failed... mostly because the teacher liked boobies.(no joke, he encourage the women to wear boob revealing clothes.) The second time around, i did fairly well and also pick on it really fast to the point i could see and react to where the psychologist leaded me. She said I a got what it take.
iLikeHippos said:
Currently short on real-life friends as a side-effect of joining a small special class of 9 classmates, although inevitable because it's majority are based of people who skip school at least 1-4 days a week and, well, got a completely different views than me.
What? Your in a small class of nine who apart from you skip most of the week? Wow, that a teacher's dream. You come in, count to 2 people, pick up your stuff, leave, enjoy life, wait for paycheck. Care to elaborate on that Please. We don't have anything like this here.
iLikeHippos said:
Also when you have to join a different class each 3:rd year so bonds are cut more than hair on a barber shop.
Well, that how you do. Sure, bonds are cut but you can do stuff about it. Call your old friend, do a party, organize something. But i know that some bonds will be cut off. Like me finding that all my High School reject (like myself) friends were gays. No offense, But it bugs me back than. Somehow, it was like if they cheated on me and did ritual to turn me over to the dark side. Also... heeeeeesh. Somewhere in another universe, they may be an Akalistos sleeping with a 7 foots giant(on of them, no joke, was 7'' tall)and as his but sore. Alright, I won't sleep of a week with that. My imagination is like a speeding bullet and i hard for me to keep it on a leash.
iLikeHippos said:
That's me and my current situation.
 

Akalistos

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not_the_dm said:
THERE IS NO JUSTICE. THERE IS ONLY ME.

+1 if you can get that reference.
Didn't get it. Sound like something from batman but...

Also, there isn't any justice. It a human made concept. Ha!
 

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Akalistos said:
High Canada and Low Canada... (i translated this, but you must have better name on your side.).
I find this comedic since I'm English but I learned that history in French so I completely understand where your coming from :p
Timotei said:
I am Inigo Montoya.

You killed my father.

Prepare to die.
I am Asturiel.

You are awesome.

Prepare to be glomped.

OT: I am that odd guy you don't talk to, because I don't function well outside of a specific group of people. Although I am quite nice other people just don't click with me that well.

But the only real important part is my web persona of "Asturiel: The God of Pants".
 

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Asturiel said:
But the only real important part is my web persona of "Asturiel: The God of Pants".
Just between you an me, if you present me your sister: the godess of carpet... I'll pray to you bolt at the same time. (What? Ha come on! that was funny!)

So you learn about Canada in french... or just that period.
 

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Nyarlathotep . . . the crawling chaos . . . I am the last . . . I will tell the audient void. . . .
I do not recall distinctly when it began, but it was months ago. The general tension was horrible. To a season of political and social upheaval was added a strange and brooding apprehension of hideous physical danger; a danger widespread and all-embracing, such a danger as may be imagined only in the most terrible phantasms of the night. I recall that the people went about with pale and worried faces, and whispered warnings and prophecies which no one dared consciously repeat or acknowledge to himself that he had heard. A sense of monstrous guilt was upon the land, and out of the abysses between the stars swept chill currents that made men shiver in dark and lonely places. There was a daemoniac alteration in the sequence of the seasons?the autumn heat lingered fearsomely, and everyone felt that the world and perhaps the universe had passed from the control of known gods or forces to that of gods or forces which were unknown.
And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilisation came Nyarlathotep, swarthy, slender, and sinister, always buying strange instruments of glass and metal and combining them into instruments yet stranger. He spoke much of the sciences?of electricity and psychology?and gave exhibitions of power which sent his spectators away speechless, yet which swelled his fame to exceeding magnitude. Men advised one another to see Nyarlathotep, and shuddered. And where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished; for the small hours were rent with the screams of nightmare. Never before had the screams of nightmare been such a public problem; now the wise men almost wished they could forbid sleep in the small hours, that the shrieks of cities might less horribly disturb the pale, pitying moon as it glimmered on green waters gliding under bridges, and old steeples crumbling against a sickly sky.
I remember when Nyarlathotep came to my city?the great, the old, the terrible city of unnumbered crimes. My friend had told me of him, and of the impelling fascination and allurement of his revelations, and I burned with eagerness to explore his uttermost mysteries. My friend said they were horrible and impressive beyond my most fevered imaginings; that what was thrown on a screen in the darkened room prophesied things none but Nyarlathotep dared prophesy, and that in the sputter of his sparks there was taken from men that which had never been taken before yet which shewed only in the eyes. And I heard it hinted abroad that those who knew Nyarlathotep looked on sights which others saw not.
It was in the hot autumn that I went through the night with the restless crowds to see Nyarlathotep; through the stifling night and up the endless stairs into the choking room. And shadowed on a screen, I saw hooded forms amidst ruins, and yellow evil faces peering from behind fallen monuments. And I saw the world battling against blackness; against the waves of destruction from ultimate space; whirling, churning; struggling around the dimming, cooling sun. Then the sparks played amazingly around the heads of the spectators, and hair stood up on end whilst shadows more grotesque than I can tell came out and squatted on the heads. And when I, who was colder and more scientific than the rest, mumbled a trembling protest about ?imposture? and ?static electricity?, Nyarlathotep drave us all out, down the dizzy stairs into the damp, hot, deserted midnight streets. I screamed aloud that I was not afraid; that I never could be afraid; and others screamed with me for solace. We sware to one another that the city was exactly the same, and still alive; and when the electric lights began to fade we cursed the company over and over again, and laughed at the queer faces we made.
I believe we felt something coming down from the greenish moon, for when we began to depend on its light we drifted into curious involuntary formations and seemed to know our destinations though we dared not think of them. Once we looked at the pavement and found the blocks loose and displaced by grass, with scarce a line of rusted metal to shew where the tramways had run. And again we saw a tram-car, lone, windowless, dilapidated, and almost on its side. When we gazed around the horizon, we could not find the third tower by the river, and noticed that the silhouette of the second tower was ragged at the top. Then we split up into narrow columns, each of which seemed drawn in a different direction. One disappeared in a narrow alley to the left, leaving only the echo of a shocking moan. Another filed down a weed-choked subway entrance, howling with a laughter that was mad. My own column was sucked toward the open country, and presently felt a chill which was not of the hot autumn; for as we stalked out on the dark moor, we beheld around us the hellish moon-glitter of evil snows. Trackless, inexplicable snows, swept asunder in one direction only, where lay a gulf all the blacker for its glittering walls. The column seemed very thin indeed as it plodded dreamily into the gulf. I lingered behind, for the black rift in the green-litten snow was frightful, and I thought I had heard the reverberations of a disquieting wail as my companions vanished; but my power to linger was slight. As if beckoned by those who had gone before, I half floated between the titanic snowdrifts, quivering and afraid, into the sightless vortex of the unimaginable.
Screamingly sentient, dumbly delirious, only the gods that were can tell. A sickened, sensitive shadow writhing in hands that are not hands, and whirled blindly past ghastly midnights of rotting creation, corpses of dead worlds with sores that were cities, charnel winds that brush the pallid stars and make them flicker low. Beyond the worlds vague ghosts of monstrous things; half-seen columns of unsanctified temples that rest on nameless rocks beneath space and reach up to dizzy vacua above the spheres of light and darkness. And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin, monotonous whine of blasphemous flutes from inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond Time; the detestable pounding and piping whereunto dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods?the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles whose soul is Nyarlathotep.


...or some random guy.
 

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I'm 18, I'm obsessed with Zombies, and my name is Daniel Pascucci (pass-coo-chi)(mashed em' up to get Danpascooch)

Also...I am Batman
 

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Akalistos said:
Just between you an me, if you present me your sister: the godess of carpet... I'll pray to you bolt at the same time. (What? Ha come on! that was funny!)

So you learn about Canada in french... or just that period.
You wish to see the trickster? She is my not sister, she is my acquaintance, my sister is Pau, the Voodo Queen. Perhaps a meeting could be arranged, if I get around to it.

I learned Canadian History(or just history) in french from Grade 5+. As well as geography, from 5-8 I learned Science in French(thank God the high school doesn't do that) because I was in Extended French. Half of the day was English, half of it was French. All I have to do it take French every year in High school as well as grade 9 Geo, grade 10 history and grade 11 world religions I get a special thing on my diploma. So I'm just a rare case to be mainly English but completely understand your thought process there :p
 

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Asturiel said:
Akalistos said:
Just between you an me, if you present me your sister: the godess of carpet... I'll pray to you bolt at the same time. (What? Ha come on! that was funny!)

So you learn about Canada in french... or just that period.
You wish to see the trickster? She is my not sister, she is my acquaintance, my sister is Pau, the Voodo Queen. Perhaps a meeting could be arranged, if I get around to it.

I learned Canadian History(or just history) in french from Grade 5+. As well as geography, from 5-8 I learned Science in French(thank God the high school doesn't do that) because I was in Extended French. Half of the day was English, half of it was French. All I have to do it take French every year in High school as well as grade 9 Geo, grade 10 history and grade 11 world religions I get a special thing on my diploma. So I'm just a rare case to be mainly English but completely understand your thought process there :p
Mainly, i want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes. :D

Génial! Tu est probablement le seul a pouvoir me comprendre alors. Mais quel français te montre-t-il? Il y as qu'un ans de ça, le gouvernement à décidé de "simplifier" le français. Une belle façon d'enlever du boulot au prof qui attende leur chèques ici. C'est pas pour dire mais, sa me fait chier! (If you need translation, you only have to ask.)
 

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danpascooch said:
I'm 18, I'm obsessed with Zombies, and my name is Daniel Pascucci (pass-coo-chi)(mashed em' up to get Danpascooch)

Also...I am Batman
Hey! Danpas... how it's going man!

BTW, I'm Spider-Man 2099

 

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Let's see...I'm vindictive, I'm cynical, I have a sense of humour as black as pitch, I'm often actively cruel. On the other hand, most of that is a defense mechanism against being quite emotional, fairly insecure, prone to bouts of crippling depression, and too sensitive for my own good.

So in short, I suppose I'm your average forum "sophisticate."
 

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CK76 said:
Nyarlathotep . . . the crawling chaos . . . I am the last . . . I will tell the audient void. . . .
I do not recall distinctly when it began, but it was months ago. The general tension was horrible. To a season of political and social upheaval was added a strange and brooding apprehension of hideous physical danger; a danger widespread and all-embracing, such a danger as may be imagined only in the most terrible phantasms of the night. I recall that the people went about with pale and worried faces, and whispered warnings and prophecies which no one dared consciously repeat or acknowledge to himself that he had heard. A sense of monstrous guilt was upon the land, and out of the abysses between the stars swept chill currents that made men shiver in dark and lonely places. There was a daemoniac alteration in the sequence of the seasons?the autumn heat lingered fearsomely, and everyone felt that the world and perhaps the universe had passed from the control of known gods or forces to that of gods or forces which were unknown.
And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilisation came Nyarlathotep, swarthy, slender, and sinister, always buying strange instruments of glass and metal and combining them into instruments yet stranger. He spoke much of the sciences?of electricity and psychology?and gave exhibitions of power which sent his spectators away speechless, yet which swelled his fame to exceeding magnitude. Men advised one another to see Nyarlathotep, and shuddered. And where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished; for the small hours were rent with the screams of nightmare. Never before had the screams of nightmare been such a public problem; now the wise men almost wished they could forbid sleep in the small hours, that the shrieks of cities might less horribly disturb the pale, pitying moon as it glimmered on green waters gliding under bridges, and old steeples crumbling against a sickly sky.
I remember when Nyarlathotep came to my city?the great, the old, the terrible city of unnumbered crimes. My friend had told me of him, and of the impelling fascination and allurement of his revelations, and I burned with eagerness to explore his uttermost mysteries. My friend said they were horrible and impressive beyond my most fevered imaginings; that what was thrown on a screen in the darkened room prophesied things none but Nyarlathotep dared prophesy, and that in the sputter of his sparks there was taken from men that which had never been taken before yet which shewed only in the eyes. And I heard it hinted abroad that those who knew Nyarlathotep looked on sights which others saw not.
It was in the hot autumn that I went through the night with the restless crowds to see Nyarlathotep; through the stifling night and up the endless stairs into the choking room. And shadowed on a screen, I saw hooded forms amidst ruins, and yellow evil faces peering from behind fallen monuments. And I saw the world battling against blackness; against the waves of destruction from ultimate space; whirling, churning; struggling around the dimming, cooling sun. Then the sparks played amazingly around the heads of the spectators, and hair stood up on end whilst shadows more grotesque than I can tell came out and squatted on the heads. And when I, who was colder and more scientific than the rest, mumbled a trembling protest about ?imposture? and ?static electricity?, Nyarlathotep drave us all out, down the dizzy stairs into the damp, hot, deserted midnight streets. I screamed aloud that I was not afraid; that I never could be afraid; and others screamed with me for solace. We sware to one another that the city was exactly the same, and still alive; and when the electric lights began to fade we cursed the company over and over again, and laughed at the queer faces we made.
I believe we felt something coming down from the greenish moon, for when we began to depend on its light we drifted into curious involuntary formations and seemed to know our destinations though we dared not think of them. Once we looked at the pavement and found the blocks loose and displaced by grass, with scarce a line of rusted metal to shew where the tramways had run. And again we saw a tram-car, lone, windowless, dilapidated, and almost on its side. When we gazed around the horizon, we could not find the third tower by the river, and noticed that the silhouette of the second tower was ragged at the top. Then we split up into narrow columns, each of which seemed drawn in a different direction. One disappeared in a narrow alley to the left, leaving only the echo of a shocking moan. Another filed down a weed-choked subway entrance, howling with a laughter that was mad. My own column was sucked toward the open country, and presently felt a chill which was not of the hot autumn; for as we stalked out on the dark moor, we beheld around us the hellish moon-glitter of evil snows. Trackless, inexplicable snows, swept asunder in one direction only, where lay a gulf all the blacker for its glittering walls. The column seemed very thin indeed as it plodded dreamily into the gulf. I lingered behind, for the black rift in the green-litten snow was frightful, and I thought I had heard the reverberations of a disquieting wail as my companions vanished; but my power to linger was slight. As if beckoned by those who had gone before, I half floated between the titanic snowdrifts, quivering and afraid, into the sightless vortex of the unimaginable.
Screamingly sentient, dumbly delirious, only the gods that were can tell. A sickened, sensitive shadow writhing in hands that are not hands, and whirled blindly past ghastly midnights of rotting creation, corpses of dead worlds with sores that were cities, charnel winds that brush the pallid stars and make them flicker low. Beyond the worlds vague ghosts of monstrous things; half-seen columns of unsanctified temples that rest on nameless rocks beneath space and reach up to dizzy vacua above the spheres of light and darkness. And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin, monotonous whine of blasphemous flutes from inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond Time; the detestable pounding and piping whereunto dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods?the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles whose soul is Nyarlathotep.


...or some random guy.
Dude, if this isn't a citation of any kind... Find a publisher...FAST!!!!
 

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The Eggplant said:
Let's see...I'm vindictive, I'm cynical, I have a sense of humour as black as pitch, I'm often actively cruel. On the other hand, most of that is a defense mechanism against being quite emotional, fairly insecure, prone to bouts of crippling depression, and too sensitive for my own good.

So in short, I suppose I'm your average forum "sophisticate."
Your action are your own, and as such, i will base my judgement only by your post and not the forum. :p lol

I think i already said this... If you value your existence base on another. You'll only find misery. You got to love yourself, because no one will do it for you. Once that realise, you'll remove Emotional, insecure, prone to bouts, depression and sensitive from your description forever. And Ho boy do i love myself. Not to the point of being narcissist but enough to be able to live with whatever come my way. So... Love yourself Eggplant!
 

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StrangerMouse said:
An enigma.
Aren't we all? Here one for you... You are a group of cell with a conscience but the collective mind (Aka: you) can only tap into a small percentage of your true potential. Why?
 

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I Am John Q. Williamson/

I kill people for a living, does thos rag smell like cloraform?
 

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I'm Will just an average everday metalhead who does jack shit with his life and listens to more grunge than metal whilst still denying that it isn't the early 90's...