Who are you?

[kannibus]

The perpetual sidekick and damn glad of it!

 

[Akalistos]

I'm the pathetic fool striving for attention and pity. You now the kind of guy who looks at you, then you notice he's looking at you, so he quickly turns back and pretends to do something else until you let off your guard and he does it again.

Just kidding, I'm fucking mysterious baby!

You'd better be kidding. If you do that shit to me, I'll thing your gay.

Don't you turn around then, Hee Hee.

Thank god, i'm sitting in a chair!

 

[DSK-]

I'm a person who likes to cheat in singleplayer games!

/me runs and hides

I'm also looking forward to start getting back into my DJ'ing practice. I just started and I'm pretty shit by my own standards (which are so ludicrously high that I can't possibly reach).

And now I am going to make myself a cheese sandwich!

 

[Asturiel]

That reek of Bablefish or google translator.
The form on the first phrase is correct but the Vous (you) came before the verb. Also, Batard isn't a swear here. It more like "golly!" or "gosh!" so that make you sound like Goofy. Also, here a translated version.

Great! Your are probably the only one able to understand me. But what type of French do you speak? One year ago, the government decided to "simplify" French language. That a good way to remove the workload of teach. (teacher) who only wait for their paycheck. This really pisses me off!

And, yeah... We got a shit tone of grammar rule but teacher's aren't into teaching. So the grade of student have generally decline in 10 years to the point that government, to hide his ineffectiveness, had the idea of flat out pulling some rules out. What would you say if that's was the case for English?

Je m'excuse mais mon francais c'est tres mal. (Aussi j'utilise mon mere's produit de pomme, le mac, c'est tres stupide parce que il n'a pas l'option pour donner les accents)

Pour le premier phrase je pense que le "Je" joue le role de le conjugation et le vous c'est le plus respectait mot pour un personne tu ne sais pas. Si j'ai un accent circonflex(that the way you spell it?) en le "a" est que ce change l'interpretation de le mot?

I'll start speaking in a more comfortable language now, my french is pretty terrible, and I know it. It's bad when I've been watching too much anime recently and the lines between translating french and japanese have blurred... Anyways it doesn't surprise me that the government is gouging french education. I would complain that it's the conservatives fault but I suppose a liberal or any other political party would do something similar right?

I would say they are trying to make us dumber, but if you hide it in a language that is primarily used in the part of the country we like to jeer (speaking from the countries perspective) then you don't care about what happens to the Quebeckers (just typing it the way I usually hear it) complaining about it. Eh besides most people drop french the minute it isn't neccesarry, partically because these people are just idiots anyways, partially due to the fact that it's been shoved down their throats which sets them off the wrong way, and partially because french is often taught by somebody with a weak understanding of it. Mostly conversational with little idea of how to actually write properly... and then the bitches (all of my french teachers except one have been female, and Mr... whatever was awesome!) expect me to write an essay in proper format? Egh, at least my current french teacher is a native quebecker who can actually boast that she is bi lingual and not look like a tool.

Well shit I went on a rant didn't I?

 

[demoman_chaos]

Life-long nerd from Missouri, USA. I live in a town named after the great Carthaginian general who fought against Rome in the Punic Wars. The only thing my town has going for it are a writer, a fat lady on the Titanic, and a character from the TV series 'MASH."

I love old games, ancient history, WWII, collecting swords, and all forms ofrock (from Metallica and Disturbed, to Elvis). I own a PS3, Wii, and a laptop. Most of my time is spent on the laptop.

I like robot games, RTS, racers, and Mount&Blade (it is in its own category).

 

[CK76]

Dude, if this isn't a citation of any kind... Find a publisher...FAST!!!!

That, my good friend, is HP Lovecraft's work. Glad you enjoyed it.

 

[Akalistos]

That reek of Bablefish or google translator.
The form on the first phrase is correct but the Vous (you) came before the verb. Also, Batard isn't a swear here. It more like "golly!" or "gosh!" so that make you sound like Goofy. Also, here a translated version.

Great! Your are probably the only one able to understand me. But what type of French do you speak? One year ago, the government decided to "simplify" French language. That a good way to remove the workload of teach. (teacher) who only wait for their paycheck. This really pisses me off!

And, yeah... We got a shit tone of grammar rule but teacher's aren't into teaching. So the grade of student have generally decline in 10 years to the point that government, to hide his ineffectiveness, had the idea of flat out pulling some rules out. What would you say if that's was the case for English?

Je m'excuse mais mon francais c'est [C'est mean It's. If you remove the "C'" it turn into is] tres mal [Bad in an adjectif form is Mauvais]. (Aussi j'utilise mon [In french, we add gender to the "article" Mon=male while Ma=female. the same thing for the other one Ton-Ta, Son-sa,ect] mere's [the " 's" doesn't exist in french, we use "a" which is the contracted form of the word to have. produit de pomme [Name don't change in translation. We call it Apple here too.], le mac, c'est tres stupide parce que il n'a pas l'option pour donner [To give doesn't work here, it should be to put "mettre"] les accents)

Pour le premier phrase je pense que le "Je" joue le role de le conjugation et le vous c'est le plus respectait mot pour un personne tu ne sais pas.[Vous mean you... of course, it's polite and when you addresses someone, you should say Vous... but it is misplace, that all. example: Je vous emerde. (I shit on you... it less offensive here, it like your's YOU BASTARD)] Si j'ai un accent circonflex(that the way you spell it?) en le "a" est que ce change l'interpretation de le mot?

I'll start speaking in a more comfortable language now, my french is pretty terrible, and I know it. It's bad when I've been watching too much anime recently and the lines between translating french and japanese have blurred... Anyways it doesn't surprise me that the government is gouging french education. I would complain that it's the conservatives fault but I suppose a liberal or any other political party would do something similar right?

That questions isn't a federal one but a provincial one. Therefore, the decision came from our own government. The french screwing the language is sad and depressing, don't you think?

I would say they are trying to make us dumber, but if you hide it in a language that is primarily used in the part of the country we like to jeer (speaking from the countries perspective) then you don't care about what happens to the Quebeckers (just typing it the way I usually hear it) complaining about it. Eh besides most people drop French the minute it isn't necessary, particularly because these people are just idiots anyways, partially due to the fact that it's been shoved down their throats which sets them off the wrong way, and partially because french is often taught by somebody with a weak understanding of it. Mostly conversational with little idea of how to actually write properly... and then the bitches (all of my french teachers except one have been female, and Mr... whatever was awesome!) expect me to write an essay in proper format? Egh, at least my current french teacher is a native quebecker who can actually boast that she is bi lingual and not look like a tool.

Well shit I went on a rant didn't I?

Your not bad... I've seen worst. So, kudos for trying.
The thing that is sad is, do you think most of us have a choice in the matter? No! Take for example videogame. My friend drop school because his father didn't Registered him in school when they move. Why? I don't know. He work and when it was time, he didn't register himself. He doesn't speak English, not the slightest bit. So, when he bought game, he must make sure that he can understand what to do. He miss some of the better game out there because he couldn't understand. I learn because i was a loner in school and played Videogame when i couldn't find anyone to play with me. (You can say that was a vicious circle.) So after a while i use the english dictionary and started translating, listening in class until i finally understood Toad for the first time. What a [censored..... man he had a lot hate for that guy] excuse for a Mushroom! He never understood it... and never will. Also, we are surrounded, and leaving Quebec mean leaving the only bastion of french in the Northern America (continent, not the name stealling country) Here and France don't really amount much on the planetary scale.

 

[Akalistos]

Dude, if this isn't a citation of any kind... Find a publisher...FAST!!!!

That, my good friend, is HP Lovecraft's work. Glad you enjoyed it.

I read one(Not much of a reader] in french, that's why i didn't knew. Damned!

 

[Twitchy Racoon]

IM AM BEOWULF

I hope nobody took that one....

 

[Akalistos]

Life-long nerd from Missouri, USA. I live in a town named after the great Carthaginian general who fought against Rome in the Punic Wars. The only thing my town has going for it are a writer, a fat lady on the Titanic, and a character from the TV series 'MASH."

I love old games, ancient history, WWII, collecting swords, and all forms ofrock (from Metallica and Disturbed, to Elvis). I own a PS3, Wii, and a laptop. Most of my time is spent on the laptop.

I like robot games, RTS, racers, and Mount&Blade (it is in its own category).

Collecting Sword... It's a shame because those thing shouldn't rot in a display case but being use like the tool of war it his. To bad political climate and modern warfare pull them out of the field.

 

[demoman_chaos]

Collecting Swords... It's a shame because those thing shouldn't rot in a display case but being use like the tool of war it his. To bad political climate and modern warfare pull them out of the field.

So I am not the only one who thinks guns should be banned and we should all go back to fighting our wars with swords, afterall.

My sharpened katana sees use. The victims are normally only fruit and invisible ninjas unfortunately. I am hoping someone breaks into my house so I can use it as it was originally intended to be used.

 

[Akalistos]

IM AM BEOWULF

I hope nobody took that one....

It's been done already,
So are: Batman, Inigo Montoya, Death, Santa, The Shadow, An Enigma, The GODDAMN BATMAN, Spider-Man, Dr. Octopus, Manowar, Jesus, Troll, Gremlin, Moguaii, Betelgeuse, An Alien, Predator, James Cameron's Alien, Lassie, Pluto, Mars, Kratos, Vidac, Max Payne, Pax Mayne, Charles Dickens, The Doctor, My proctologist, Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, Altair, Enzio, Marston, Brenston Pickle.... And that just page one.

 

[Akalistos]

Collecting Swords... It's a shame because those thing shouldn't rot in a display case but being use like the tool of war it his. To bad political climate and modern warfare pull them out of the field.

So I am not the only one who thinks guns should be banned and we should all go back to fighting our wars with swords, afterall.

My sharpened katana sees use. The victims are normally only fruit and invisible ninjas unfortunately. I am hoping someone breaks into my house so I can use it as it was originally intended to be used.

I'm not a fan of the Katana. I'm more European. Look at that beauty!

Spoiler: Viking Sword

Spoiler: Hand-and-a-Half sword

 

[demoman_chaos]

I'm not a fan of the Katana. I'm more European. Look at that beauty!

Spoiler: Viking Sword

Spoiler: Hand-and-a-Half sword

I prefer the roman gladius myself, just the katana was well made and fairly cheap ($50 after shipping for a full-tang high carbon steel blade is a helluva deal). I have been thinking about getting a claymore or a flamberge if I don't get a gladius next.

 

[Akalistos]

I'm not a fan of the Katana. I'm more European. Look at that beauty!

Spoiler: Viking Sword

Spoiler: Hand-and-a-Half sword

I prefer the roman gladius myself, just the katana was well made and fairly cheap ($50 after shipping for a full-tang high carbon steel blade is a helluva deal). I have been thinking about getting a claymore or a flamberge if I don't get a gladius next.

At that price, i don't think it's a real weapon. I mean, it could broke on you like the Giant knife in OOT.

 

[demoman_chaos]

At that price, i don't think it's a real weapon. I mean, it could break on you like the Giant knife in OOT.

It is, I've tested it. I've cut a perfect slice of an orange with it. It being full-tang means the blade goes all the way through the handle making it quite a lot stronger than normal swords.

 

[Akalistos]

At that price, i don't think it's a real weapon. I mean, it could break on you like the Giant knife in OOT.

It is, I've tested it. I've cut a perfect slice of an orange with it. It being full-tang means the blade goes all the way through the handle making it quite a lot stronger than normal swords.

Then, riddle me this Batman!(LOL)
Why did they sold it for 50$ when a Battle ready Katana fetch around 300$ to 500$?

 

[demoman_chaos]

Then, riddle me this Batman!(LOL)
Why did they sold it for 50$ when a Battle ready Katana fetch around 300$ to 500$?

Amazon.com, and it wasn't hand-forged by an old Japanese guy.

 

[Browbeat]

I am the Demon of the Fall

You mean your the one that shove me down the stair yesterday. You bastard!

I sincerely apologize for having you go through the Windowpane. ... I was late for my Harvest ... as I ran by Blackwater Park to escape the Baying of the Hounds ... Glimpsing the Face of Melinda clutching a Porcelain Heart ...

I'm sure I could keep at this, but until caught, I will alter my proclamation:

I am a Ghost of Tanith

...

sure as sure... (natch!)

 

[dragonnewby]

I am me,that is who I am.
I am the final result of what sociaty can do to you.
I hate people, I am a misanthrope.
I like to f*ck with peoples minds, its cheap and easy fun.
I am fairly smart, bad grades but thats because I dont do work all the way through the year.
I am 17, and in the 11th grade, the only way I pass all of my classes is that I show the teachers at the end of the year that understood the class by aceing the final exams(usually a 97%)
I am a horrible speller, and I also have a keyboard that skips every 5th character which means I get yelled at alot online for incorrect grammer.
I am also athiest, but I am more of the "god is for you, not for me" kinda way.
I am very interested in the ability of the human mind, it alows you to percieve reality throughout the course of your life without the mundanity of other percievement to hold you down, allowing technically everyhing to be real as long as you see it that way.
I have another in my mind who I am afraid of, I keep noise around me at all times in order to keep his voice away from me.(also, my greatest fear is silence for that reason)
I have a wii, a ps2, and pretty much everything before that, I have been gaming since I was less than 2 years old(I have a picture to prove it)
I speak english, live in Canada(near the centre, not tellin where)
like music, mostly japanese stuff only because people ruin good songs with pointless meanings that arent there, I want to like the music for just the music.
I like vocaloid2, dont have the program but I like the music and the videos.
I am also a Zenmaster in training, called "the clever fox who gets lost within the night" by my teacher


errr, I think thats it

Oh my god.

Helloooooo soulmate XD