Big Foot.
For years he has been raising an army of his own kind in the American wilderness, but now it is time to strike. Using sophisticated weapons researched in secret caves in the Rockie Mountains Big Foot plans to capture Oregon, in the hope that securing the US Geological Survey facility in Portland will give him access to the data he needs to devastate the West Coast population centers in California. In the ensuing chaos he plans to strike at the heart of their ancient invader, he will destroy Washington.
Only a crack team of drunken rednecks led by the gay cowboy they were about to lynch can stop this nefarious scheme and safeguard the free world.