Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I know they follow me around!

*moves box to different parking lot*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The Prime Minister of Canada.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Attends classes at La Sorbonne.

 

[Eumersian]

Is not really a doctor.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is a cealocanth.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The replacement for your taxi driver, ready with your complementary knife stab.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A concierge at a hotel.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Why do I get the impression this person is an attorney from Scarbourough?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I think he rides a motorcycle.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

The ghost of Richard Nixon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The ghost of future Al Gore.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Mecha-Gandhi.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A boy named Leo. He has a scary friend.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

A boy named Cole. He sees dead people.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You're thinking of Scde. And you're a spy for Romania.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Scde was in The Sixth Sense?!

Also, you're an Engineer from the Czech Republic.

 

[Voodoomancer]

He's a Secret Service agent, and posted that from his wrist computer while having a gunfight with a cyborg dictator while hanging from a blimp over the Himalayas.

 

[Vrex360]

He's a guy who has been experimenting with voodoo and is just one week away from bringing back his dead wife from beyond the grave.... and then realizing after the zombie apocalypse has come and gone what a mistake that turned out to be.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He is in fact an alien, he just happens to really like the atmosphere here, y'know? He has postponed the invasion for now.

 

[Voodoomancer]

He's the self-declared Emperor of Oceanica, although everyone just ignores him.