Who is the above Escapist... In real life?
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Obviously none other than Bozar, mega-producer of the Gnome Hollywood, and famed for his cutthroat buisness policies making him the single most successful movie maker in all Gnomedom.
Link To Future had a rough childhood. He was born in 1990 to a small Spanish family that lived on the outskirts of Madrid. His father was a cobbler and his mother washed clothes. In 2008 he was informed that he had won the Young Scientist's of Europe scholarship for his presentation on the applications of pulsar fields in kidney stone disintegration. He was to recieve a full ride scholarship to the Oxford school of practical sciences when his mother fell terribly ill. He was forced to abandon his college path and work part time as a dishwasher in order to help pay medical bills. After visiting her in the hospital his father was on his way home when he was hit by a drunk driver. Deprieved of his family and his dreams of college LInk To Future turned to crime. For just over a year he was a pickpocket on the streets of Madrid until he had secured enough money for passage to America. Once in America he worked once again as a dishwasher in a lounge called The Butterfly. Over the course of the next few months he learned English from a waitress there named Jamie Holts. One night the booked band cancelled at the last moment and the manager decided to host an open mic night. Link To Future was about 10 minutes ahead of schedule and decided to give it a whirl. He sang Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin by Journey. The crowd could have sworn it was Steve Perry up on that smokey stage. A man in the audience, a certain Mr. Randolph Morales, was there to scout the band that was supposed to play. Instead, he heard the talented young Link To Future, who is now on his way to a successful career as a singer.
He's a fiendish small-town cop on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature.
