Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[PsychicTaco115]

Heathcliff's old poker buddy

Does anyone still remember Heathcliff?

 

[Seagoon]

Will Smith, defiantly Will Smith... Also a really cool guy and the best evil dictator anyone could ask for!

 

[Dr.Susse]

The real author of the Hobbit.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The local drunk.

 

[Dr.Susse]

A recovering Fallout-aholic.

 

[Euryalus]

An unrepentant Fallout-aholic

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A warmonger.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The man who killed Batman's parent's......goldfish.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Ebeneezer Scrooge's even more stingy cousin

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The guy Mr. Burns is based off of.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The inventor of the taco.

 

[Roxas1359]

Patches!? What are you doing outside of Little Tokyo?
[sub]Patches was the homeless mute who was in Little Tokyo.[/sub]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Indiana Jones after a second nuclear explosion went off

 

[Dr.Susse]

Director of the original cast of Cats.

 

[White Lightning]

A Giraffee.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The man with the longest neck ever.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

John at the bar. He's a friend of mine.
He gets me my drinks for free and he's quick with a joke and a light of your smoke but there's some place he'd rather be.

 

[Euryalus]

Something clever
Something Witty
Full of joy
And oh so pretty

Is what this'd be
If my posts weren't shitty

 

[Dr.Susse]

You know whenever someone tells a really bad joke and you say "Who writes your material?" Well this is the guy who does.