Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Dead and buried under a house.

 

[Sacman]

Zombie Jesus Ninja Adolf Stalin Mcgee...<.<

 

[Dr.Susse]

John Jacob Jingle Himmer Schmidt.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

John Jacob Jingle Himmer Schmidt.

His name is my name too!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Batman. He's batman.

YOU HEARD ME

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Jason Borne.

<.<

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sir Red post-a-lot.

 

[VeryOddGamer]

Someone who's clearly insane, since he likes potatoes and dislikes lemons.

Heretic.

 

[Euryalus]

The Duke of Tomatoes... who wishes he could be the potato overlord

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Mum? What are you doing here? ;

 

[Dr.Susse]

Two members of the magnificent seven.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

One of those guys.

 

[Euryalus]

One of those other guys

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A walking, talking telegram machine

DOT DOT DOT

 

[Bonewood]

An averagely photo-shoped-Taco-man...thing!

 

[Euryalus]

A walking, talking telegram machine

DOT DOT DOT

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OT: A necromancer's failed zombie resurrection attempt

 

[White Lightning]

How the hell should I know?