Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Euryalus]

bubblegum tate

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A spokesperson for pinkeye medicine

 

[Dr.Susse]

Guitarist for The Presidents of the United States of America.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The mascot for the Internet

 

[Bonewood]

Taco S taco.

 

[VeryOddGamer]

Something I would most definitely have sex with.

 

[Bonewood]

Cole Phelp's Xbox Avatar

 

[Euryalus]

One of those Skeleton's from Skyrim who was fired from his dungeon haunting job and is now looking for work from career builder.com

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The Hash-Slinging Slasher's baby

SLASH SLASH SLASH

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Tony Stark's bastard. You don't get to be commander of the wall. You just get to be a potential media embarrassment and controversy for a billionaire superhero business tycoon.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

The wandering snowman on the John Lewis advert.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

John Marston's older brother. He's much more fun to be at the brothel with

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The Cat in the Hat's annoying younger brother

 

[PsychicTaco115]

An avid dog lover (no, not that kind... Perv)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A ninja who can't be spotted due to his Forum Hamster fueled invisibility cloak.