Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[PsychicTaco115]

A billionaire philanthropist playboy who likes to dress up like a cat and fight crime

NANANANANANANANA

CATMAN!

 

[Euryalus]

The guy who dies in the beginning of skyrim. Little did the Imperials know, this "Lokir," This Taco-less taco, had the true power of the dragonborn. A power that was thought to be only the player characters. The ability to reload! He knew what was coming and so the second time around used a health potion and only pretended to die. In the chaos he was able to escape and swore to form a group of super powered individuals in order to overthrow all Empires and social orders... and make Tacos the official food stuff of the world! To complete his new identity and to provide a rallying point for his goals, he used dark magics to become The personification of evil Tacos everywhere.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

The one who will become the end of us all D:

Captcha: No time to explain

For once, we agree Captcha.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Lord of all things Cupcake related.

 

[Euryalus]

The scientist who engineered Team Rocket's meowth... To sabotage their plans!
That whole love story learning to talk by saying She sells seashells by the seashore thing was a fabrication! A cover story!

Some day the information his agent has gathered will allow him to take over the organization for himself. Then no one will stop the newly titled Team Redlin from World domination, especially not some stupid Raccoon sized lightning mouse and his owner.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Conspiracy theorist.

 

[Euryalus]

A speechless supervillain who is baffled as to how I discovered his plans

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

An ice cream man's love child with IT.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

One of the cowboys from Brokeback mountain...

Oo-la-la.
But I'm the rootinest, tootinest, shootinest, hootinest cowboy in the wild wild west.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The inspiration for Woody from Toy Story

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Inventor of Swiss Cheese.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My neighbor's dog's cousin's owner.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My house.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My Hatsune Miku plush!
[sup]I SLEEP NEXT TO YOU EVERY NIGHT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!![/sup]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The Illuminati leader of the North American sector