Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Barbas]

Louis Armstrong.

 

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Neil Armstrong

 

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Arnold from Hey Arnold!

 

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Dean Winchester

 

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Billy Idol.

 

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Harvey the Wonder Hamster

 

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Dan the Man.

 

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Ivan Drago

 

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A Combine agent.

 

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a triple agent

 

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The inventor of sponge cake.

 

[Headsprouter]

A cat that walks across his owner's keyboard.

 

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A squishy alien fiend.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Master Squishy! o:

 

[Barbas]

Sensei.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

General Tso.

 

[Barbas]

Sergeant Yakov Pavlov.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster! (there is actually someone with that name, and he was in the army during the Iraq War.)

 

[Barbas]

The lowly castle poopsmith who dreams of fame and fortune.

 

[Frission]

Victor von Steelson